Lesson
These abbreviations are used by people around the world to communicate with each other.
Note: "C" and "S" are used interchangeably for "See" --and-- "U" and "Y" are used interchangeably for "You"
- !I have a comment
- *$Starbucks
- **//it means wink wink, nudge nudge
- ,!!!!Talk to the hand
- 02Your (or my) two cents worth, also seen as m.02
- 10QThank you
- 1174Nude club
- 121One to one
- 1337Elite -or- leet -or- L337
- 14it refers to the fourteen words
- 143I love you
- 1432I Love You Too
- 14AA41One for All and All for One
- 182I hate you
- 187it means murder/ homicide
- 190 hand
- 1dafulit means wonderful
- 2it means to, too, two
- 20Location
- 24/7Twenty Four Seven, as in all the time
- 2bTo be
- 2B or not 2BTo Be Or Not To Be
- 2b@To Be At
- 2BZ4UQTToo Busy For You Cutey
- 2B~not2BTo be or not to be
- 2d4To die for
- 2dayToday
- 2DLooToodle oo
- 2G2B4GToo Good To Be Forgotten
- 2G2BTToo Good To Be True
- 2moroTomorrow
- 2niteTonight
- 2QTToo Cute
- 2U2To You Too
- 303Mom
- 4For, Four
- 404I haven't a clue
- 411Information
- 420Marijuana
- 459I love you
- 4COLFor Crying Out Loud
- 4eForever
- 4EAEForEver And Ever
- 4evaForever
- 4everForever
- 4NRForeigner
- 4QF*** You
- 511Too much information
- 53XSex
- 5FS5 Finger Salute
- 747Let's Fly
- 8it means ate, it also refers to oral sex
- 831I Love You
- 86Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out
- 88Hugs and kisses
- 8tit means it
- 9Parent is watching
- 99Parent is no longer watching
- ::poof::I'm gone
- <3it's a heart
- ?I have a question
- ?^Hook up?
- @it means at
- @+French equivalent of CUL8R
- @TEOTDAt The End Of The Day
- A/NAuthor's Note
- A/S/L/PAge/Sex/Location/Picture
- A2DAgree to Disagree
- A3Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
- AAAAAAmerican Association Against Acronym Abuse
- AAFAs A Friend -or- Always And Forever
- AAKAsleep At Keyboard
- AAMOFAs A Matter Of Fact
- AAMOIAs A Matter Of Interest
- AARAt Any Rate
- AAR8At Any Rate
- AASAlive And Smiling
- AATKAlways At The Keyboard
- AAYFAs Always, Your Friend
- ABAss Backwards -or- Ah Bless
- ab/abtabout
- ABCAlways Be Creating -or- Collaborating -or- Communicating
- ABITHIWTITBA Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
- ABKAlways Be Knolling
- ABT2About To
- ACDAlt Control Delete
- ACEAccess Control Entry
- ACKAcknowledgement
- ACORNA Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person
- ADADAnother Day Another Dollar
- ADBBAll Done Bye Bye
- addAddress
- addyaddress
- ADIDASAll Day I Dream About Sex
- ADIHAnother Day In Hell
- ADIPAnother Day In Paradise
- ADMAye Dios Mio
- ADNAdvanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now
- ADRAddress
- ADVDAdvised
- AEAPAs Early As Possible
- AFAGAYA Friend As Good As You
- AFAHMASPA Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
- AFAICAs Far As I'm Concerned
- AFAICSAs Far As I Can See
- AFAICTAs Far As I Can Tell
- AFAIKAs Far As I Know
- AFAIRAs Far As I Remember
- AFAIUAs Far As I Understand
- AFAIUIAs Far As I Understand It
- AFAPAs Far As Possible
- AFAYCAs Far As You're Concerned
- AFCAway From Computer
- AFDNAny F***ing Day Now
- AFGOAnother F***ing Growth Opportunity
- AFIAAAs Far As I Am Aware
- AFINIAFIA Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
- AFJApril Fools Joke
- AFKAway From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
- AFPOEA Fresh Pair Of Eyes
- AFTAbout F***ing Time
- AFUAll F***ed Up
- AFWAway From Window
- AFZAcronym Free Zone
- AGBAlmost Good Bridge
- AGKWEAnd God Knows What Else
- AIArtificial Intelligence -or- As If
- AIAMUAnd I'm A Monkey's Uncle
- aightall right
- AIHAs It Happens
- AIMBAs I Mentioned Before
- AIMPAlways In My Prayers
- AISBAs I Said Before
- AISEAs I Said Earlier
- AISIAs I See It
- AITRAdult In The Room
- AKA or a.k.a.Also Known As
- ALAPAs Late As Possible
- alconAll Concerned
- ALOLActually Laughing Out Loud
- ALOTBSOLAlways Look On The Bright Side Of Life
- ALTGAct Locally, Think Globally
- ALWAin't Life Wonderful
- AMAAsk Me Anything
- AMAPAs Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible
- AMBWAll My Best Wishes
- AMFAdios Mother F***er
- AMLAll My Love
- AMRMTYFTSAll My Roommates Thank You For The Show
- ANFAWFOSAnd Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
- ANFSCDAnd Now For Something Completely Different
- ANGBAlmost Nearly Good Bridge
- AOASAll Of A Sudden
- AOBAbuse Of Bandwidth
- AONApropos Of Nothing
- AORAgency On Record -or- Album-Oriented Rock
- AOYPAngel On Your Pillow
- APApple Pie
- APACAsia-Pacific
- ARAction Required
- ASApe Sh** -or- Another Subject
- ASAFPAs Soon As F***ing Possible
- ASAMOFAs A Matter Of Fact
- ASAPAs Soon As Possible
- ASAYGTAs Soon As You Get This
- ASLAge/Sex/Location
- ASLMHAge/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
- ATABAin't That A Bitch
- ATCAny Two Cards
- ATMAt The Moment, Asynchronous Transfer Mode, Automated Teller Machine
- ATSLAlong The Same Line
- ATSTAt The Same Time
- ATWAll The Web, Around The Web, All The Way, At The Weekend
- ATWDAgree That We Disagree
- AUNTAnd U Know This
- AUNTMAnd U Know This Man
- AWCAfter While, Crocodile
- AWGTHTGTTAAre We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
- AWHFYAre We Having Fun Yet?
- AWLTPAvoiding Work Like The Plague
- AWNIACAll We Need Is Another Chair
- AWOLAbsent Without Leave
- AWTTWA Word To The Wise
- axit means across
- AYCAren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky
- AYCEAll You Can Eat
- AYFKMWTSAre You F***ing Kidding Me With This Sh**
- AYKAs You Know
- AYMMAre You My Mother
- AYORAt Your Own Risk
- AYSOSAre You Stupid Or Something
- AYTMTBAnd You're Telling Me This Because
- AYVAre You Vertical?
- BBe
- B&EBreaking & Entering
- B&FBack and Forth
- B/CBecause
- B/WBetween
- B2ABusiness-to-Anyone
- B2BBusiness-to-Business
- B2B2CBusiness-to-Business-to-Consumer
- B2CBusiness-to-Consumer
- B2DBusiness-to-Distributor
- B2EBusiness-to-Employee
- B2GBusiness-to-Government
- B4Before
- B4NBye For Now
- B4UBefore You
- B4YKIBefore You Know It
- B@U or BAK@UBack at You
- BABYBeing Annoyed By You
- BACBad Ass Chick
- BAGBusting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
- BAKBack At Keyboard
- BAMFBad Ass Mother F***er
- bananait means penis
- BARBBuy Abroad but Rent in Britain
- BAUBusiness As Usual
- BBBe Back -or- Buzzard Breath -or- Blessed Be
- BB4NBye Bye for Now
- BBAMFICBig Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge
- BBBBye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
- BBBGBye Bye Be Good
- BBFBBMBody By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
- BBFNBye Bye for Now
- BBIABBe Back In A Bit
- BBIAFBe Back In A Few
- BBIASBe Back In A Sec
- BBIAWBe Back In A While
- BBLBe Back Later
- BBMFICBig Bad Mother F***er In Charge
- BBQBar-B-Que -or- Barbeque
- BBRBurnt Beyond Repair
- BBSBe Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service
- BBSDBe Back Soon Darling
- BBSLBe Back Sooner or Later
- BBTBe Back Tomorrow
- BBWBig Beautiful Woman -or- Big Black Woman
- BCBecause
- BCBGBon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cul Belle Geulle
- BCBSBig Company, Big School
- BCNUBe Seeing You
- bcozbecause
- BDBig Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
- BDBI5MBusy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
- BDCBig Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com
- BDNBig Damn Number
- BDOABrain Dead On Arrival
- BDSMBondage, Dominance, Sadism, Masochism
- BEGBig Evil Grin
- beosNudge
- BFBoyfriend -or- Best Friend
- BFDBig F***ing Deal -or- Big F***ing Disaster
- BFEBum F*** Egypt
- BFFBest Friends Forever -or- Best Friend's Funeral
- BFFNBest Friends For Now
- BFFTTEBest Friends Forever Til The End
- BFGBig F***ing Gun
- BFNBye For Now
- BFRBig F***ing Rock
- BGBe Good
- BGFBest GirlFriend
- BHAGBig Hairy Audacious Goal
- BHGBig Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
- BHIMBGOBloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old
- BHOFBald Headed Old Fart
- BIBusiness Intelligence
- BI5Back In Five
- BIBIBye Bye
- BIBOBeer In, Beer Out
- BIFBasis In Fact -or- Before I Forget
- BILBrother-In-Law -or- Boss Is Listening
- BIOBring It On
- BIOIYABreak It Off In Your Ass
- BIONBelieve It Or Not
- BIOYABlow It Out Your Ass
- BIOYEBlow It Out Your Ear
- BIOYIOPBlow It Out Your I/O Port
- BIOYNBlow it Out Your Nose
- BITCHBasically In The Clear Homey
- BITDBack In The Day
- BITFOBBring It The F*** On, Bitch
- BJBlow Job
- BKABetter Known As
- BLBelly Laughing
- BLBBLBBack Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
- BlkbryBlackberry
- BLZRDit means blizzard
- BMByte Me
- BMFBad Mother F***er
- BMGWLBusting My Gut With Laughter
- BMOCBig Man On Campus
- BMOFBite Me Old Fart
- BMOTAByte Me On The Ass
- BMSBaby Making Sex
- BMWB*tch, Moan, Whine
- BNBeen -or- Being
- BNDNBeen Nowhere Done Nothing
- BNFBig Name Fan
- BOBug Off -or- Body Odor
- BOAISYBend Over And I'll Show You
- BOBBattery Operated Boyfriend
- BOBFOCBody Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
- BOCTAAEBut Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
- BODBenefit of the Doubt -or- Board Of Directors
- BOFHBastard Operator From Hell
- BOHICABend Over Here It Comes Again
- BONBelieve it Or Not
- bookit means cool
- BOTECBack Of The Envelope Calculation
- BOTLBra On The Loose
- BOTOHBut On The Other Hand
- BPLMBig Person Little Mind
- BRBathroom
- BRBBe Right Back
- BRICSBrazil, Russia, India, China, South Africa
- BRLBelly Roll Laughs
- BROBe Right Over
- BRTBe Right There
- BRUFBig Requirements Up Front
- BSBig Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
- BSAAWBig Smile And A Wink
- BSBD&NEBook Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
- BSEGBig Sh** Eating Grin
- BSFBut Seriously, Folks
- BSODBlue Screen of Death
- BTByte This
- BTABut Then Again -or- Before The Attacks
- BTDBored To Death
- BTDTBeen There Done That
- BTDTGTSBeen There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
- BTFLDYit means beautiful day
- BTFOBack The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
- BTHOOMBeats The Heck Out Of Me
- BTNBetter Than Nothing
- BTOIYABe There Or It's Your Ass
- BTRBetter
- BTSOOMBeats The Sh** Out Of Me
- BTTTBack To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
- BTWBy The Way -or- Bring The Wheelchair
- BTWBOBe There With Bells On
- BTWITIAILWUBy The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
- BTYCBetter Than You Can
- BTYDBetter Than You Do
- BUFFBig Ugly Fat F***
- buhbyebye
- bumpBring Up My Post
- BWBest Wishes
- BWDIKBut What Do I Know
- BWIBut What If
- BWLBursting With Laughter
- BWOBlack, White or Other
- BWTMBut Wait, There's More
- BYAMBetween You And Me
- BYKIBefore You Know It
- BYKTBut You Knew That
- BYOABring Your Own Advil
- BYOBBring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer
- BYODBring Your Own Device
- BYOWBuild Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine
- BYTMEBetter You Than ME
- BZBusy
- Cit means see, it's also a programming language
- c yasee ya
- c%dit means could
- c%lit means cool
- C&GChuckle and Grin
- C-PSleepy
- C-TCity
- C/PCross Post
- C/SChange of Subject
- C4NCiao For Now
- CAACCool As A Cucumber
- CASCrack A Smile
- CBChat Brat -or- Coffee Break -or Call Back
- CBBCan't Be Bothered
- CBFCan't Be F***ed
- CBJCovered Blow Job
- CBMCovered By Medicare
- cccarbon copy
- CD9Code 9 - it means parents are around
- CFCoffee Freak -or- Cluster F***
- CFVCall For Vote
- CHAClick Here Asshole
- chillaxinit means chilling and relaxing
- chlnit means chilling
- CIAOGoodbye (in Italian)
- CICOCoffee In, Coffee Out
- CICYHWCan I Copy Your Home Work
- CIDConsider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace
- CILCheck In Later
- CINBAClad In Naught But Air
- CIOCheck It Out -or- Chief Information Officer / Chief Internet Officer
- CLDit means cold
- CLMCareer Limiting Move
- CMCall Me
- CMAOChortling My Ass Off
- CMAPCover My Ass Partner
- CMBCall Me Back
- CMFCount My Fingers
- CMIWCorrect Me if I'm Wrong
- CMUCrack Me Up
- CNCan
- CNPContinued in Next Post
- COBClose Of Business
- COBRASCome On By Right After School
- CODChange Of Dressing
- Cof$Church of Scientology
- CofSChurch of Scientology
- COLChuckle Out Loud -or- Chortling Out Loud
- cooshort for cool
- COSChange Of Subject -or- it means because
- COTCircle Of Trust
- CPGConsumer Packaged Goods
- CQRTSecurity
- CRAFTCan't Remember A F***ing Thing
- CRAPCheap Redundant Assorted Products
- CRATCan't Remember A Thing
- CRAWSCan't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
- CRBCome Right Back
- CRBTCrying Real Big Tears
- CRDCaucasian Rhythm Disorder -or- Deficiency
- CRDTCHCKCredit Check
- CRSCan't Remember Sh**
- CRTLACan't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
- CSCareer Suicide
- CS&FCute Sexy & Funny
- CSACool Sweet Awesome
- CSABRContinued Success And Best Regards
- CSLCan't Stop Laughing
- CSNChuckle, Snicker, Grin
- CTCan't Talk -or- Can't Text
- CTACall To Action
- CTCCare To Chat -or- Contact -or- Choking The Chicken
- CTFDCalm The F*** Down
- CTFOCome The F*** On
- CTFUCracking The F*** Up
- CTMQChuckle To Myself Quietly
- CTOCheck This Out
- CUSee You -or- Cracking Up
- CU46See You For Sex
- CUATSCSee You At The Senior Center
- CUATUSee You Around The Universe
- CULSee You Later
- CUL8RSee You Later
- CULASee You Later Alligator
- CUNSSee You In School
- CUNTSee You Next Time -or- Can't Understand Newest Text
- CUOLSee You OnLine
- CUPLCouple
- CUWTACatch Up With The Acronyms
- CUZBecause
- CWOTComplete Waste Of Time
- CWYLChat With You Later
- CXCancelled
- CxOChief insert title here Officer
- CYCalm Yourself
- CYACover Your Ass -or- See Ya
- CYECheck your Email
- CYLSee You Later
- CYMCheck Your Mail
- CYOSee You Online
- CYOHCreate Your Own Happening
- CYTSee You Tomorrow
- DDad -or- it means the
- D&MDeep & Meaningful
- d/cdisconnected
- d00ddude, also seen as dood
- D2DDeveloper-to-Developer or Day-to-Day
- D8Date
- dathere
- DAMHIKTDon't Ask Me How I Know That
- DARFCDucking And Running For Cover
- DBADoing Business As
- DBABAIDon't Be A Bitch About It
- DBBSWFDream Boat Body, Shipwreck Face
- DBDDon't Be Dumb
- DBEYRDon't Believe Everything You Read
- DBMIBDon't Bother Me I'm Busy
- DDDue Diligence
- DDASDon't Do Anything Stupid
- DDGDrop Dead Gorgeous
- DDSOSDifferent Day, Same Old Sh**
- DDWIDon't Dick With It
- defDefinitely
- DEGTDon't Even Go There
- demthem
- DENIALDon't Even Notice I Am Lying
- desethese
- DETIDon't Even Think It
- dewddude
- deythey
- DFDear Friend
- DFIKDarn If I Know
- DFLADisenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
- DFTBADon't Forget To Be Awesome
- DFUDon't F*** Up
- DFWLYDon't Forget Who Loves You
- DGADon't Go Anywhere
- DGAFDon't Give A F***
- DGARADon't Give A Rat's Ass
- DGTDon't Go There
- DGTGDon't Go There Girlfriend
- DGYFDamn Girl You're Fine
- DHDear Husband
- DHYBDon't Hold Your Breath
- DIAFDie In A Fire
- DICDrunk In Charge
- DIFBETit means what's the difference between
- DIKUDo I Know You?
- DILLIGADDo I Look Like I Give A Damn
- DILLIGASDo I Look Like I Give A Sh**
- DINKDouble Incomes, No Kids
- DINRDinner
- DIRFTDo It Right the First Time
- DISTODid I Say That Outloud?
- DITRDancing In The Rain
- dittosame here
- DITYIDDid I Tell You I'm Distressed
- DIYDo It Yourself
- DJMDon't Judge Me
- DKDon't Know
- DKDCDon't Know Don't Care
- DLDown Low -or- Download -or- Dead Link
- DLTBBBDon't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
- DLTMDon't Lie To Me
- DMDirect Message
- DMIDon't Mention It
- DNBL8Do Not Be Late
- DNCDoes Not Compute
- DNDDo Not Disturb
- DNPMPLDamn Near Pissed My Pants Laughing
- DOADead On Arrival
- DOCDrug Of Choice
- DOEDepends On Experience
- DOEIGoodbye (in Dutch)
- doinit means doing
- DORDDepartment Of Redundancy Department
- DPDomestic Partner
- dpsDamage Per Second
- DPUPDon't Poop Your Pants
- DQMOTDon't Quote Me On This
- DQYDJDon't Quit Your Day Job
- DRBDirty Rat Bastard
- DRCOWOTODon't Really Care One Way Or The Other
- DRIBDon't Read If Busy
- DSTR8Damn Straight
- DTCDeep Throaty Chuckle
- DTFDown To F***
- DTKDown To Kill
- DTRTDo The Right Thing
- DUIDriving Under the Influence
- DUMDo You Masturbate?
- DUNADon't Use No Acronyms
- dunnoi don't know
- DURDo You Remember
- DURSDamn You Are Sexy
- DUSLDo You Scream Loud?
- DUSTDid You See That?
- DWDon't Worry
- DW2HDon't Work Too Hard
- DWBDon't Write Back
- DWBHDon't Worry Be Happy
- DWHDuring Work Hours
- DWIDriving While Intoxicated
- DWPKOTLDeep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
- DWSDriving While Stupid
- DWWWISurfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated
- DWYMDoes What You Mean
- DYACDamn You Auto Correct
- DYFMDude You Fascinate Me
- DYHABDo You Have A Boyfriend?
- DYHAGDo You Have A Girlfriend
- DYJHIWDon't You Just Hate It When...
- DYLIDo You Love It?
- DYOFDWDo Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
- DYSTSOTTDid You See The Size Of That Thing
- E123Easy as One, Two, Three
- E2HOEach to His/Her Own
- EABOSEat A Bag Of Sh**
- EADDEntrepreneurial Attention Deficit Disorder
- EAKEating at Keyboard
- EAPFSEverything About Pittsburgh F***ing Sucks
- EDErectile Dysfunction
- EDMElectronic Document Management -or- Electronic Dance Movement
- EEElectronic Emission
- EE or EEsEmployee -or- Employees
- effinF***ing
- EFTElectronic Funds Transfer
- EGEvil Grin
- EIPEggo Is Preggo
- ELEvil Laugh
- ELOLEvil Laugh Out Loud
- EMExcuse Me
- EMAE-Mail Address
- EMBMEarly Morning Business Meeting
- EMEAEurope, the Middle East, and Africa
- EMFBIExcuse Me For Butting In
- EMFJIExcuse Me For Jumping In
- EMIExcuse My Ignorance
- EMLEmail Me Later
- EMPEat My Pussy
- EMRTWEvil Monkey's Rule The World
- EMSGE-Mail Message
- EODEnd Of Day -or- End Of Discussion
- EOLEnd Of Life
- EOMEnd Of Message
- EOTEnd Of Thread/Text/Transmission
- ESADEat Sh** And Die
- ESADYFAEat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole
- ESEMEDEvery Second Every Minute Every Day
- ESFOADEat Sh** F***Off And Die
- ESGEnvironmental, Social, Governance
- ESHExperience, Strength, and Hope
- ESMFEat Sh** Mother F***er
- ESOEquipment Smarter than Operator
- ETAEstimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add
- ETLAETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
- ETXEnd of TeXt
- every1everyone
- EVRE1Every One
- EWIE-mailing While Intoxicated
- EZEasy
- FFriend
- F2FFace-to-Face, a.k.a. face time
- F2FmailFace-to-Face mail
- F2TFree To Talk
- FABFeatures Attributes Benefits
- FAFFind A Friend
- FAHF***ing A Hot
- FAPF***ing A Pissed
- FAQLFrequently Asked Questions List
- FASBFast Ass Son Bitchii
- FATMFoaming At The Mouth
- FAVFavorite
- FAWCFor Anyone Who Cares
- FAWOMFTFrequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time
- FAYF*** All Y'all
- FBF*** Buddy -or- FaceBook
- FBIF***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector
- FBKSFailure Between Keyboard and Seat
- FBOCDFacebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
- FCFSFirst Come, First Served
- FCOLFor Crying Out Loud
- FCSFirst Customer Ship
- FDFFFalling Down F***ing Funny
- FDGBFall Down Go Boom
- FEFatal Error
- FEARForget Everything And Run -or- Face Everything And Recover
- FFFriends Forever
- FF&PNFresh Fields and Pastures New
- FFAFree For All
- FFSFor F*** Sake
- FFTFood For Thought
- FGDAIFuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
- FIFF*** I'm Funny
- FIFOFirst In, First Out
- FIGJAMF*** I'm Good Just Ask Me
- FIGMOF*** It Got My Orders
- FIGSFrench, Italian, German, Spanish
- FIIKF*** If I Know
- FILFather-In-Law
- FILFFather I'd Like to F***
- FILTHFailed In London, Try Hong Kong
- FINEF***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional -or- F*** It Never Ends
- FISHFirst in, Still Here
- FITBFill In The Blanks
- FKMF*** 'Em
- FLAFour Letter Acronym
- FLOTUSFirst Lady Of The United States
- FLUIDF***ing Look it Up, I Did
- FMLF*** My Life
- FMLTWIAF*** Me Like The Whore I Am
- FMTYEWTKFar More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
- FMUTAF*** Me Up The Ass
- FNGF***ing New Guy
- FOF*** Off
- FOADF*** Off And Die
- FOAFFriend Of A Friend
- FOAGF*** Off And Google
- fobthe name for a tool, or form of ID
- FOCFree of Charge
- FOFLFalling on Floor Laughing
- FOGCFear Of Getting Caught
- FOLFond of Leather
- FOMCFell Off My Chair
- FOMCLFalling Off My Chair Laughing
- FOMOFear Of Missing Out
- FOMOFFear Of Missing Out on Football
- FOOTF*** Off Over There -or- go away
- FORDFound On Road Dead, Fixed Or Repaired Daily, F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
- FOSFull Of Sh**
- FOUOFor Official Use Only
- FPOFor Placement Only
- FREDF***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
- FRZNit means freezing
- FSFor Sale
- FSBOFor Sale By Owner
- FSRFor Some Reason
- FSUF*** Sh** Up
- FTASBFaster Than A Speeding Bullet
- FTBLFootball
- FTBOMHFrom The Bottom Of My Heart
- FTCFailure To Communicate
- FTEFull Time Employee
- FTFF*** That's Funny -or- Face To Face
- FTFOIFor The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
- FTLFaster Than Light
- FTLOGFor The Love Of God
- FTNF*** That Noise
- FTRFor The Record
- FTRFF*** That's Really Funny
- FTTBFor The Time Being
- FTWFor The Win -or- F*** The World
- FU2F*** You Too
- FUBFat Ugly Bastard
- FUBARF***ed Up Beyond All Recognition (or Repair)
- FUBBF***ed Up Beyond Belief
- FUBYOYOF*** You Buddy You're On Your Own
- FUDFear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
- FUJIMOF*** You Jack I'm Movin' On
- FUMF***ed Up Mess
- FUMFFat Ugly Mother F***er
- FUPAFat Upper Pussy Area
- FURTBFilled Up and Ready To Burst
- FUWF*** You World -or- F*** You Weirdo
- FWBFriends With Benefits
- FWDForward
- FWIWFor What It's Worth -or- Forgot Where I Was
- FWOTF***ing Waste Of Time
- FYAFor Your Amusement
- FYCFor Your Consideration
- FYEFor Your Edification
- FYEOFor Your Eyes Only
- FYFFrom Your Friend
- FYIFor Your Information
- FYIFVF*** You I'm Fully Vested
- FYLTGEFrom Your Lips To Gods Ears
- FYMFor Your Misinformation
- FYSBIGTBABNFasten Your Seat Belts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night
- GGuess -or- Grin -or- Giggle
- G1Good One
- G2GGot to Go
- G2GLYSGot To Go Love Ya So
- G4IGo For It
- G4NGood For Nothing
- G9Genius
- g98tgood night
- GAGo Ahead -or- Good Afternoon
- GABGetting A Beer
- GAFLGet A F***ing Life
- GAFYKGet Away From Your Keyboard
- GAGFIGives A Gay First Impression
- GAHOYGet A Hold Of Yourself
- GALGet A Life
- GALGALGive A Little Get A Little
- GALHERGet A Load of Her
- GALHIMGet A Load of Him
- GANBGetting Another Beer
- GAPGot A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People
- GASGot A Second?
- gawdGod
- GBGood Bridge
- GBGGreat Big Grin
- GBHGreat Big Hug
- GBTWGet Back To Work
- GCGood Crib
- GD&RGrinning, Ducking and Running
- GD&RFGrinning, Ducking and Running Fast
- GDIGod Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
- GDWGrin, Duck and Wave
- GFGirlfriend
- GFFGo F***ing Figure
- GFIGo For It
- GFNGone For Now
- GFONGood For One Night
- GFRGrim File Reaper
- GFTDGone For The Day
- GFYGood For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself
- GFYMFGo F*** Yourself Mother F***er
- GGGood Game -or- Gotta Go -or- Giggling
- GGAGood Game All
- GGGGGod, God, God, God
- GGNGotta Go Now
- GGOHGotta Get Out of Here
- GGPGotta Go Pee
- GGPBLGotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
- GGYGo Google Yourself
- GHMGod Help Me
- GIGoogle It
- GICGift In Crib
- GIDKGee I Don't Know
- GIGATTGod Is Good All The Time
- GIGOGarbage In, Garbage Out
- GILFGrandmother I'd Like to F***
- GISTGreat Ideas for Starting Things
- GIWISTGee, I Wish I'd Said That
- GJGood Job
- GJPGood Job Partner
- GLGood Luck -or- Get Lost
- GLAGood Luck All
- GLAWDGood Luck And Well Done
- GLBGood Looking Boy
- GLBTGay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
- GLGGood Looking Girl
- GLGHGood Luck and Good Hunting
- GLYASDIGod Loves You And So Do I
- GMGood Morning -or- Good Move
- GMABGive Me A Break
- GMAFBGive Me A F***ing Break
- GMILYGood Morning I Love You
- GMTAGreat Minds Think Alike
- GMTA ASDOGreat Minds Think Alike, And So Do Ours
- GMTFTGreat Minds Think For Themselves
- GNGood Night
- gn8good night
- GNBLFYGot Nothing But Love For You
- GNOCGet Naked On Cam
- GNSGangNam Style
- GNSDGood Night Sweet Dreams
- GOBGame On B*tcheeez
- GOIGet Over It
- GOKGod Only Knows
- GOLGiggling Out Loud
- GOLFGrateful Of Lovely Family -or- Friends
- GOOD jobGet Out Of Debt job
- GOSGay Or Straight
- GOTDPWYDGet Off The Damn Phone While You're Driving
- GOWIGet On With It
- GOYHHGet Off Your High Horse
- GQMFGentleman's Quarterly Mother F***er
- GR&DGrinning Running & Ducking
- GR2BRGood Riddance To Bad Rubbish
- GR8Great
- GRASGenerally Recognized As Safe
- gratzCongratulations
- GROBRGood Riddance Of Bad Rubbish
- grrlzgirls, also seen as grrl
- GRRRGrowling
- GSCGimme Some Credit
- GSOASGo Sit On A Snake
- GSOHGood Sense Of Humor
- GSWGun Shot Wound
- GSYJDWURMNKHGood Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat
- GTGood Try
- GTASCGoing To A Strip Club
- GTFOGet The F*** Out
- GTFOOHGet The F*** Out Of Here
- GTGGot To Go
- GTGBGot To Go Bye
- GTGPGot To Go Pee
- GTHGo To Hell
- GTKGood To Know
- GTLGym, Tan, Laundry
- GTMGiggle To Myself
- GTRMGoing To Read Mail
- GTSGoogle That Sh**
- GTSYGlad To See You
- GUDGeographically UnDesirable
- guvmentgovernment, also seen as guvmint, gumint
- GWIGet With It
- GWOTGlorified Waste Of Time
- GWSGet Well Soon
- GYHOOYAGet Your Head Out Of Your Ass
- GYPOGet Your Pants Off
- H&KHugs and Kisses
- h/oHold On
- h/pHold Please
- H2CUSHope To See You Soon
- H2SHere To Stay
- H4UHot For You
- H4XX0RHacker -or- To Be Hacked
- H9Husband in room
- HADVDHave Advised
- hag1have a good one
- HAGDHave a Great Day
- HAGNHave A Good Night
- HAGOHave A Good One
- hahahait means laughing
- HAKHugs And Kisses
- HANDHave a Nice Day
- HARHit And Run
- HAWTLWHello And Welcome To Last Week
- HAYHow Are You?
- HBHurry Back
- HBASTDHitting Bottom And Starting To Dig
- HBBHip Beyond Belief
- HBIBHot But Inappropriate Boy
- HBICHead Bitch In Charge
- HBOHelping a Brother Out
- HBTUHappy Birthday To You
- HBUHow Bout You?
- HCCHoly Computer Crap
- HDHold
- HDGFSHow Does Get F***ed Sound?
- HFHello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
- HHFOHell Has Frozen Over
- HHHHip Hip Hooray
- HHISHanging Head In Shame
- HHO1/2KHa Ha, Only Half Kidding
- HHOJHa Ha, Only Joking
- HHOKHa Ha, Only Kidding
- HHOSHa Ha, Only Serious
- HHTYAYHappy Holidays To You And Yours
- Hi 5High Five
- HIGHow's It Going?
- HIHHope It Helps
- HIOOCHelp, I'm Out Of Coffee
- HITAKSHang In There And Keep Smiling
- HMFICHead MOFO In Charge
- HMUHit Me Up
- HNTIHow Nice That/This Is
- HNTWHow Nice That Was
- HNYHappy New Year
- HOHang On -or- Hold On
- HOHAHOllywood HAcker
- HOICHold On, I'm Coming
- HOT PICHot Picture, as in sexy or naked
- howruHow Are You
- HOYEWHanging On Your Every Word
- HPHigher Power
- HPOAHot Piece Of Ass
- HPPOHighest Paid Person in Office
- HRCNit means hurricane
- HSIABHaven't Seen It All Before
- HSIKHow Should I Know
- HTHi There -or- Hat Tip
- HTBHang The Bastards
- HTHHope This (or That) Helps
- HTNOTHHit The Nail On The Head
- HUHook Up
- HUAHeads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass -or- Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
- HUDHow You Doing?
- HUGZHugs
- huhwhat
- HUYAHead Up Your Ass
- HVHave
- HWGAHere We Go Again
- hxit means history -or- hospital
- I 1-D-RI Wonder
- I <3 II Love It
- I <3 UI Love You
- i h8 iti hate it
- I&IIntercourse & Inebriation
- I-D-LIdeal
- IACIn Any Case -or- I Am Confused -or- If Anyone Cares
- IAEIn Any Event
- IAGTKOMI Ain't Got That Kind Of Money
- IAITSIt's All In The Subject
- IANACI Am Not A Crook
- IANADBIPOOTVI Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
- IANAEI Am Not An Expert
- IANALI Am Not A Lawyer
- IANNNGCI Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
- IASAP4UI Always Say A Prayer For You
- IATI Am Tired
- IAWI Agree With -or- In Accordance With
- IAYMI Am Your Master
- IBGYBGI'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone
- IBIWISII'll Believe It When I See It
- IBKIdiot Behind Keyboard
- IBRBI'll Be Right Back
- IBTIn Between Technology
- IBTCItty Bitty Titty Committee
- IBTDI Beg To Differ
- IBTLIn Before The Lock
- ICIndependant Contractor -or- In Character -or- I See
- ICBWI Could Be Wrong
- ICBWICBMIt Could Be Worse, It Could Be Me
- ICCLI Couldn't Care Less
- ICIHICPCLI Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less
- ICWI Can't Wait
- ICWUMI See What You Mean
- ICYCIn Case You're Curious -or- In Case You Care
- ICYMIIn Case You Missed It
- IDIDentification
- ID10TIdiot
- IDCI Don't Care
- IDGADI Don't Give A Damn
- IDGAFI Don't Give A F***
- IDGARAI Don't Give A Rats Ass
- IDGII Don't Get It -or- I Don't Get Involved
- IDIFTLI Did It For The Lulz
- IDKI Don't Know
- IDK, my BFF JillI Don't Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill
- IDKABTTI Don't Know About That
- IDKYI Don't Know You
- IDMIt Doesn't Matter
- IDRKI Don't Really Know
- IDSTI Didn't Say That
- IDTAI Did That Already
- IDTBBFI Deserve To Be Blown First
- IDTSI Don't Think So
- IDWTUBI Don't Want To Upset You But
- IEFIt's Esther's Fault
- IF/IBIn the Front -or- In the Back
- IFABI Found A Bug
- IFH8TABXI F***ing Hate This Acronym Bollocks
- IFUI F***ed Up
- IGGPI Gotta Go Pee
- IGTPI Get The Point
- IGWSIt Goes Without Saying
- IGWSTIt Goes Without Saying That
- IGYHTBTI Guess You Had To Be There
- IHAI Hate Acronyms
- IHAIMI Have Another Instant Message
- IHNCI Have No Clue
- IHNOI Have No Opinion
- IHTFPI Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place
- IHUI Hear You
- IHYI Heart You -or- I Hate You
- IIABDFIIf It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
- IIIOIntel Inside, Idiot Outside
- IIMADIf It Makes Any Difference
- IINMIf I'm Not Mistaken
- IIRIf I Remember -or- If I Recall
- IIRCIf I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly
- IITIs It Tight?
- IITLYTOIf It's Too Loud You're Too Old
- IITMIt's In The Mail
- IITYWIMWYBMADIf I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
- IITYWYBMADIf I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
- IIWIIIt Is What It Is
- IIWMIf It Were Me
- IJInside Joke
- IJPMPI Just Pissed My Pants
- IJSI'm Just Saying...
- IJWTKI Just Want To Know
- IJWTSI Just Want To Say
- IKALOPLTI Know A Lot Of People Like That
- IKRI Know, Right?
- IKWYMI Know What You Mean
- IKYABWAII Know You Are But What Am I?
- ILAI Love Acronyms
- ILF/MDI Love Female/Male Dominance
- ILII Love It
- ILICISCOMKI Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
- ILMJI Love My Job
- ILUI Love You
- ILUAAFI Love You As A Friend
- ILYI Love You
- ILY2I Like/Love You Too
- IMInstant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
- IM2BZ2PI aM Too Busy To (even) Pee
- IMAI Might Add
- IMAOIn My Arrogant Opinion
- IMCOIn My Considered Opinion
- IMEIn My Experience
- IMEZRUI Am Easy, Are You?
- IMFAOIn My F***ing Arrogant Opinion
- imfkd^I am f***ed up
- IMGCI Might Get Caught
- IMHEIUOIn My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
- IMHIFI Move How I Feel
- IMHOIn My Humble Opinion
- IMII Mean It
- IMJSI'M Just Saying
- IMMLI Make Myself Laugh
- IMNERHOIn My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
- IMNSHOIn My Not So Humble Opinion
- IMOIn My Opinion
- IMOOIn My Own Opinion
- IMOWHAI Made Out With Him/Her Anyway
- IMPOVIn My Point Of View
- IMRI Mean Really
- IMRUI Am, Are You?
- IMSI Am Sorry
- INBDIt's No Big Deal
- INMPIt's Not My Problem
- INNWIf Not Now When?
- INPOIn No Particular Order
- INUCOSMIt's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk
- IOHI'm Outta Here
- IONIndex Of Names
- IONOI Don't Know
- IOTIn Order To
- IOTTCOIntuitively Obvious To The Casual Observer
- IOUI Owe You
- IOUDInside, Outside, Upside Down
- IOWIn Other Words
- IPNI'm Posting Naked
- IRLIn Real Life
- IRNCOTI'd Rather Not Comment On That
- ISAGNI See A Great Need
- ISHInsert Sarcasm Here
- ISOIn Search Of
- ISSI Said So -or- I'm So Sure
- ISSOYSI'm So Sick Of Your Stuff -or- S*** -or- Stories
- ISSYGTII'm So Sure You Get The Idea
- ISTMIt Seems To Me
- ISTRI Seem To Remember
- ISWCIf Stupid Were a Crime
- ISWYMI See What You Mean
- ISYALSI'll Send You A Letter Soon
- ITAI Totally Agree
- ITFAIn The Final Analysis
- ITIGBSI Think I'm Going To Be Sick
- ITMIn The Money
- ITMAIt's That Man Again
- ITSIntense Text Sex
- ITS A D8It's A Date
- ITSFWIIf The Shoe Fits Wear It
- IUMIf You Must
- IURIIf You Are Interested
- IWALUI Will Always Love You
- IWBAPTAKYAIYSTAI Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again
- IWBNIIt Would Be Nice If
- IWFUI Wanna F*** You
- IWIWUI Wish I Was You
- IWSNI Want Sex Now
- IYAMIf You Ask Me
- IYAOYASIf You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
- IYCSSNASDSAAAIf You Can’t Say Something Nice About Someone Don’t Say Anything At All
- IYDIn Your Dreams
- IYDMMAIf You Don't Mind My Asking
- IYFDIn Your F***ing Dreams
- IYFEGInsert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
- IYKWIMIf You Know What I Mean
- IYKWIMAITYDIf You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
- IYNAEGBTMIf You Need Anything Else Get Back To Me
- IYOIn Your Opinion
- IYQI Like You
- IYSSIf You Say So
- IYSWIMIf You See What I Mean
- J/CJust Checking
- J/JJust Joking
- J/KJust Kidding
- J/OJerking Off
- J/PJust Playing
- J/WJust Wondering
- J2LYKJust To Let You Know
- J4FJust For Fun
- J4GJust For Grins
- J4T or JFTJust For Today
- J5MJust Five Minutes
- JADJust Another Day
- JAFOJust Another F***ing Onlooker
- JAFSJust A F***ing Salesman
- JAMJust A Minute
- JASJust A Second
- JCJust Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ
- JDIJust Do It
- JDMJJust Doing My Job
- JealzJealous
- JEOMKJust Ejaculated On My Keyboard
- JFHJust F*** Her
- JFIJust For Information
- JGMBJust Google Me B*tch
- JHOJust Helping Out
- JHOMJust Helping out My (Mafia, Mob, Neighbors, etc.)
- JHOMFJust Helping Out My Friend(s)
- JICJust In Case
- JKJust Kidding
- JM2CJust My 2 Cents
- JMOJust My Opinion
- JOMLJesus On the Main Line
- JOOTTJust One Of Those Things
- JOYJesus first, Others second, Yourself last
- JPJust Playing
- JSUJust Shut Up
- JSYKJust So You Know
- JTJust Teasing
- JTLYKJust To Let You Know
- JTOLJust Thinking Out Loud
- JTOUJust Thinking Of You
- JUADLAMJumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
- JWJust Wondering
- KOK
- KABKick Ass Bitch
- KBKick Butt
- KBDKeyboard
- KCKeep Cool
- KCCOKeep Calm & Carry On
- kewlit means cool
- KFY -or- K4YKiss For You
- KHYFKnow How You Feel
- KIAKilled In Action
- KIBOKnowledge In, Bullsh** Out
- KIPPERSKids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings
- KIRKeep It Real
- KISSKeep It Simple Stupid
- KITKeep In Touch
- kittyit means pussy
- KITYKeep It To Yourself
- KKKiss Kiss -or- OK
- KKKit means "over" as in, waiting for your reply
- KMAKiss My Ass
- KMBAKiss My Black Ass
- KMFHAKiss My Fat Hairy Ass
- KMIMKeep Me In Mind
- KMPKeep Me Posted
- KMRIAKiss My Royal Irish Arse
- KMSLAKiss My Shiny Little Ass
- KMUFKiss Me You Fool
- KMWAKiss My White Ass
- KOKnocked Out
- KOKKnock
- KOTCKiss On The Cheek
- KOTLKiss On The Lips
- KPCKeeping Parents Clueless
- KSKill Stealer
- kudtDutch for f***ed up life
- KUTGWKeep Up The Good Work
- KWIMKnow What I Mean?
- KWSTAKiss With Serious Tongue Action
- KYBCKeep Your Bum Clean
- KYFCKeep Your Fingers Crossed
- KYNCKeep Your Nose Clean
- KYPOKeep Your Pants On
- KYSOTIKeep Your Stick On The Ice
- LLaugh
- L&RLove and Respect
- L/MLeft Message
- L8RLater
- L?^Let's hook up
- L@ULaughing At You -or- Laughing About You
- LABATYDLife's A Bitch And Then You Die
- LAFWListening (but) Away From Window
- LAGNAFLets All Get Naked And F***
- LAOJLaughing At Own Joke
- LAQLame Ass Quote
- LB?W/CLike Bondage? Whips or Chains
- LBHLet's Be Honest
- LBR and LGRLittle Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room
- LBSLaughing But Serious
- LBUG or LBIGLaughing Because You're Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay
- LDLong Distance -or- Later Dude
- LDIMEDILLIGAFLook Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
- LDRLong Distance Relationship
- LDTTWALet's Do The Time Warp Again
- LFLet's F***
- LFTILooking Forward To It
- LFULife"s F***ed Up
- LGLife's Good -or- Long Gone
- LGBTLesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender
- LGMASLord Give Me A Sign
- LHLaughing Hysterically
- LH6Let’s Have Sex
- LHKLove Hugs Kisses
- LHMLord Have Mercy
- LHOLaughing Head Off
- LHOSLets Have Online Sex
- LHSOLet's Have Sex Online
- LHULet's Hook Up
- LIBLying In Bed
- LIFOLast In, First Out
- LIGLet It Go
- LIRLet It Rest
- LISLaughing In Silence
- LJBFLet's Just Be Friends
- LKITRLittle Kid In The Room
- LLLivin' Large
- LLAPLive Long and Prosper
- LLOMLike Leno on Meth
- LLTLooks Like Trouble
- LLTALots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
- LM46Let's Meet For Sex
- LM4a~##zzzz>Let's Meet For A Joint
- LMAOLaughing My Ass Off
- LMBAOLaughing My Black Ass Off
- LMBPOLaughing My Booty Pop Off
- LMFAOLaughing My F***ing Ass Off
- LMHOLaughing My Head Off
- LMIRLLet's Meet In Real Life
- LMKLet Me Know
- LMKHTWOFYLet Me Know How That Works Out For You
- LMOALeft a Message On your Answering machine
- LMPLick My Pussy
- LMSLike My Status -or- Learning Management System
- LMSOLaughing My Socks Off
- LMTALike Minds Think Alike
- LMTCLeft a Message To Contact
- LMTCBLeft Message To Call Back
- loit means hello
- LOBLying On Bed
- LOKLots Of Kisses
- LOLLaughing Out Loud -or- Lots Of Love -or- Living On Lipitor
- LOL WUSSLaugh Out Loud With Unintentional Snort Sound
- LOLALaugh Out Loud Again
- LOLPMPLaugh Out Loud Peed My Pants
- LOLROTF&ICGULaughing Out Loud Rolling On The Floor & I Can't Get Up
- LOLZLots Of Laughs
- LOMBARDLots Of Money But A Right Dick
- LOMLLove Of My Life
- LONHLights On, Nobody Home
- LOOLLaughing Outrageously Out Loud
- LOOMMLaughing Out Of My Mind
- LOPSODLong On Promises, Short On Delivery
- LORELearn Once, Repeat Everywhere
- LOULaughing Over You
- LOVELots Of Voluntary Effort
- LPCLead Pipe Cinch
- LPOSLazy Piece Of Sh**
- LRFLittle Rubber Feet
- LSBLife Sucks Balls
- LSHITIPALLaughing So Hard I Think I Peed A Little
- LSHMBHLaughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
- LSVLanguage, Sex, Violence
- LTFLick The Floor
- LTHTTLaughing Too Hard To Type
- LTICLaughing 'Til I Cry
- LTIOLaughing Til I Orgasm
- LTMLaughing To Myself
- LTNSLong Time No See
- LTNTLong Time, No Type
- LTRLong Term Relationship
- LTSLaughing to Self
- LTTICLook The Teacher Is Coming
- LuKit means good luck
- LULULocally Undesireable Land Use
- lulzlaughs or LulzSec
- LUMTPLove You More Than Pie
- LUMULove You Miss You
- LUMUMILove You Miss You Mean It
- luserloser
- LUSMLove You So Much
- luvit means love
- LWRLaunch When Ready
- LWULaughing With You
- LWYSLook What You Started
- LYLove You
- LY4ELove You Forever
- LYALove You All
- LYBLove You Babe
- LYCYLBBLove You, See You Later, Bye Bye
- LYKYAMYLove You, Kiss You, Already Miss You
- LYLLove You Lots
- LYLABLove You Like a Brother
- LYLASLove You Like A Sister
- LYLBLove You Later Bye
- LYMILove You, Mean It
- LYSOUAQLearn Your Sh** Or Up And Quit
- LYSYBLove Ya, See Ya, Bye
- LYWAMHLove You With All My Heart
- MMom
- M2NYMe Too, Not Yet
- M4CMeet for Coffee
- M4MMen for Men -or- Male for Male
- m4wmen for women
- M8 or M8sMate -or- Mates
- MAMature Audience
- MAMILMiddle Aged Men In Lycra
- MAYAMost Advanced Yet Accessible
- MBMessage Board
- MBNMust Be Nice
- MBRFNMust Be Real F***ing Nice
- MCMMan Crush Monday
- MDDoctor of Medicine -or- Managing Director
- MDRMort De Rire
- MEGOMy Eyes Glaze Over
- mehWho cares, whatever
- MEJRMy Eyes Just Rolled
- MERPModestly Enlightened Rich People
- MFMy Friend
- MFDMulti-Function Device
- MfGMit freundlichen Gruessen
- MFICMother F***er In Charge
- MFRCMy Fingers Are Crossed
- MFWICMother F***er Who's In Charge
- MHBFYMy Heart Bleeds For You
- mhhmuh huh -or- yeah
- MHOTYMy Hat's Off To You
- MHYFMove How You Feel
- MIAMissing In Action
- MIHMake It Happen
- MIHAPMay I Have Your Attention Please
- MILMother-In-Law
- MILFMother I'd Like to F***
- MINSMinutes
- MIRLMeet In Real Life
- MITINMore Info Than I Needed
- MKOPMy Kind Of Place
- MLAMultiple Letter Acronym
- MLASMy Lips Are Sealed
- mlmgiving the digital middle finger
- MMMarket Maker -or- Merry Meet
- MMHA2UMy Most Humble Apologies To You
- mmkmmm ok
- MMLMade Me Laugh
- MMYTMail Me Your Thoughts
- MOMove On
- mobit means mobile
- MOFMatter Of Fact
- MOFOMother F***er
- MOMPLMOMent PLease
- MOOMud Object-Oriented -or- Matter Of Opinion -or- My Opinion Only
- MOOCMassive Open Online Course
- MOOSMember Of The Opposite Sex
- MOPMOment Please
- MorFMale or Female
- MOSMom Over Shoulder
- MOSSMember(s) Of The Same Sex
- MOTASMember Of The Appropriate Sex
- MOTDMessage Of The Day
- MOTOSMember(s) Of The Opposite Sex
- MOTSSMember(s) Of The Same Sex
- MPFBMy Personal F*** Buddy
- MRAMoving Right Along
- MRMMen's Rights Movement
- MRPHMail the Right Place for Help
- MSGMessage
- MSMDMonkey See Monkey Do
- MSNUWMini-Skirt No UnderWear
- MSTAMust See To Appreciate
- MSTMMakes Sense To Me
- MTempty -or- Modified Tweet
- MTBFMean Time Before Failure
- MTFMore To Follow
- MTFBWYMay The Force Be With You
- MTLAMy True Love Always
- MTMMFBWYMay the Micky Mouse Force Be With You
- MTSBWYMay The Schwartz Be With You
- MTSITNMore Than Ships In The Night
- MUAH or MWAHThe sound of a kiss
- MUBARMessed up Beyond All Recognition
- MUSLMissing You Sh** Loads
- MUSMMiss You So Much
- MVAMotor Vehicle Accident
- MVA no PIMotor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury
- MVA w/PIMotor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury
- mvtoit means thank you
- MWBRLMore Will Be Revealed Later
- MWSMy Wife Says
- MYLMind Your Language
- MYOBMind Your Own Business
- MYTMeet You There
- NNo -or- And
- N picNice picture
- N-A-Y-LIn A While
- N/ANot Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
- N/MNothing Much
- N/TNo Text
- N1Nice One
- N2MNot To Mention -or- Not Too Much
- N2MJCHBUNot Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You?
- NANice Ass
- NABNot A Blonde
- NADTNot A Damn Thing
- NAGBNearly Almost A Good Bridge
- NAGINot A Good Idea
- NAKNursing At Keyboard
- NALOPKTNot A Lot Of People Know That
- NAMAILUNot As Much As I Love You
- NASCARNon-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
- NATCNot A Text Conversation
- natchNaturally
- NATONo Action, Talk Only
- NAVYNever Again Volunteer Yourself
- NAZName, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
- NBNota Bene
- NB4TNot Before Time
- NBDNo Big Deal
- NBFABNot Bad For A Beginner
- NBFABSNot Bad For A Bot Stopper
- NBGNo Bloody Good
- NBIFNo Basis In Fact
- NBLFYNothing But Love For You
- NBSNo Bull Sh**
- NCNice Crib
- NCGNew College Graduate
- NDNo Date
- NDNIndian
- neAny
- ne-wayzanyways
- ne1Anyone
- ne14kfcanyone for KFC?
- ne1eranyone here?
- Ne2HNeed To Have
- NEETNot currently Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training
- NESECAny Second
- NEVNeighborhood Electric Vehicle
- NEWSNorth, East, West, South
- NFBSKNot For British School Kids
- NFCNot Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance
- NFENo F***ing Excuses
- NFFNo F***ing Fair
- NFGNot F***ing Good
- NFINo F***ing Idea
- NFSNeed For Sex -or- Network File System
- NFWNo F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
- NGNew Game
- NGBNearly Good Bridge
- NGHNot Gonna Happen
- NHNice Hand
- NHOHNever Heard Of Him/Her
- NINot Interested
- NI4NIAn Eye For Any Eye
- NICENonsense In Crappy Existence
- NIDLNot Interested, DisLike
- NIFOCNude In Front Of The Computer
- NIGYYSOBNow I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch
- NIHNot Invented Here
- NIMNo Internal Message
- NIMBYNot In My Back Yard
- NIMJDNot In My Job Description
- NIMQNot In My Queue
- NIMYNever In A Million Years
- NINONothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
- NISMNeed I Say More
- NITLNot In This Lifetime
- NIYWFDNot In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams
- NJAPFNot Just Another Pretty Face
- NLLNice Little Lady
- NLTBRONot Likely To Be Run Over
- NMNever Mind -or- Nothing Much -or Not Much -or- Nice Move
- nm, unot much, you?
- NMEEnemy
- NMHNot Much Here
- NMHJCNot Much Here, Just Chilling
- NMPNot My Problem
- NMTENow More Than Ever
- NMUNot Much, You?
- NNNot Now -or- Need
- NNCIMINTFZNot Now Chief, I'm In The F ***in' Zone
- NNRNeed Not Respond
- nnshnight night sweet heart
- NNWWNudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink
- NONot Online
- no prawno problem
- no1it means no one
- NOANot Online Anymore
- NOFINo OFfence Intended
- noobalso seen as: n00b -or- nub -or- no0blet
- NOSNew Old Stock -or- Not Outside Sales
- NOYNot Online Yet
- NOYBNone Of Your Business
- NPNo Problem -or- Nosy Parents
- NQANo Questions Asked
- NQOCDNot Quite Our Class Dear
- NRNice Roll
- NRGEnergy
- NRNNo Reply Necessary
- NSNice Set -or- No Show
- NSANo Strings Attached
- NSBNot Sure But
- NSFWNot Safe For Work
- NSSNo Sh** Sherlock
- NSTLCNeed Some Tender Loving Care
- NTANot This Again
- NTABOMNow That's A Bunch Of Malarkey
- NTBNot Too Bright
- NTBNNo Text Back Needed
- nthnothing
- NTIMNot That It Matters
- NTIMMNot That It Matters Much
- NTKNice To Know
- NTLnonetheless
- NTMNot That Much
- NTMUNice To Meet You
- NTTAWWTNot That There's Anything Wrong With That
- NTWNot To Worry
- NTYMINow That You Mention It
- NUBNew person to a site or game
- NUFFEnough
- NVMNeVer Mind
- NVNGNothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
- NWNo Way
- NWALNerd Without A Life
- NWOTNew WithOut Tags
- NWRNot Work Related
- NWTNew With Tags
- NYCNot Your Concern
- NYCFSNew York City Finger Salute
- OOpponent -or- Over -or- Or
- OAOOver And Out
- OATUSOn A Totally Unrelated Subject
- OAUSOn An Unrelated Subject
- OBObligatory
- OBEOvercome By Events
- OBOOr Best Offer
- OBTWOh By The Way
- OBXOld Battle Axe
- OCOriginal Character -or- Own Character
- OCDObsessive Compulsive Disorder
- ODTAAOne Damn Thing After Another
- OFOld Fart
- OFAPOld Fart At Play
- ofcof course
- OGOriginal Gangsta
- OICOh, I See
- OICU812Oh I See, You Ate One Too
- OIRWISOh I Remember What I Said
- OKokay -or- all correct
- OLOld Lady
- OLLOnLine Love
- OLNOnLine Netiquette
- OLOOnly Laughed Once
- OMOld Man
- OMBOh My Buddha
- OMDBOver My Dead Body
- OMEOh My Evolution
- OMFGOh My F***ing God
- OMGOh My God
- OMIKOpen Mouth, Insert Keyboard
- OMLOh My Lord
- OMMAOh My Aching Ass
- OMWOn My Way -or- Oh My Word
- OMWTOn My Way Too
- ONIDOh No I Didn't
- ONNAOh No, Not Again
- ONNTAOh No, Not This Again
- ONUDOh No You Didn't
- OOOver and Out
- OOAKOne Of A Kind
- OOCOut Of Character -or- Out Of Control
- OOFOut Of Facility
- OOIOut Of Interest
- OOOOut Of Office -or- Out Of Commission
- OOSOut Of Stock
- OOTOut Of Touch
- OOTBOut Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
- OOTCObligatory On Topic Comment
- OSIFOh Sh** I Forgot
- OSINTOTOh Sh** I Never Thought Of That
- OSTOn Second Thought
- OTOff Topic
- OTASOICOwing To A Slight Oversight In Construction
- OTCOver The Counter
- OTFOn The Floor -or- On The Fone
- OTHOff The Hook
- OTLOut To Lunch
- OTOHOn The Other Hand
- OTPOn The Phone
- OTROn The Road
- OTSOn The Scene -or- On The Spot -or- Off The Shelf
- OTTOver The Top
- OTTOMHOff The Top Of My Head
- OTWOff The Wall -or- Otherwise
- OUSUOh You Shut Up
- ovait means over
- OWTTEOr Words To That Effect
- OZAustralia
- PPartner
- P&CPrivate & Confidential
- P-ZAPizza
- P/UPick Up
- P2C2EProcess Too Complicated Too Explain
- P2U4URAQTPPeace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie
- P3r50nit means person
- P911Parent Alert
- PAParent Alert
- PALParents Are Listening -or- Peace And Love
- PANSPretty Awesome New Stuff
- PAWParents Are Watching
- PAXPassengers
- PBPotty Break
- PBBParent Behind Back
- PBEMPlay By EMail
- PBIABPay Back Is A Bitch
- PBJPeanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock
- PCPersonal Computer -or- Politically Correct
- PCMPlease Call Me
- PCMCIAPeople Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
- PDPublic Domain
- PDAPersonal Digital Assistant -or- Public Display of Affection
- PDOMAPulled Directly Out Of My Ass
- PDQPretty Darn Quick
- PDSPlease Don't Shout
- PEBCACProblem Exists Between Chair And Computer
- PEBCAKProblem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
- PEEPPeople Engaged and Empowered for Peace
- peepspeople
- pen15it stands for penis
- PFAPulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached
- PFCPretty F***ing Cold
- PFMPure F***ing Magic
- phatPretty Hot And Tempting
- PHBPointy Haired Boss
- PHSPointy Haired Stupidvisor
- PIAPSPig In A Pant Suit
- PIBKACProblem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
- PICNICProblem In Chair, Not In Computer
- PIFPaid In Full
- PIMPPeeing In My Pants
- PIMPLPeeing In My Pants Laughing
- PINPerson In Need -or- Personal Identification Number
- PIRParent In Room
- PITAPain In The Ass
- PITMEMBOAMPeace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother
- pixpictures -or- photos
- PLOPeace, Love, Out
- PLOKTAPress Lots Of Keys To Abort
- PLOSParents Looking Over Shoulder
- PLSPlease
- PLUPeople Like Us
- PLURPeace, Love, Unity, Respect
- PLZPlease
- PMPersonal Message -or- Private Message
- PMBIPardon My Butting In
- PMFPardon My French
- PMFJIPardon Me For Jumping In
- PMIGBOMPut Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
- PMJIPardon My Jumping In
- PMLPissing Myself Laughing
- PMPPeeing My Pants
- PMSLPissed MySelf Laughing
- PNATMBCPay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain
- PNATTMBTCPay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
- PNCAHPlease, No Cursing Allowed Here
- PNDPossibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device
- POPiss Off
- po-mopost-modern
- POAHFPut On A Happy Face
- POAKPassed Out At Keyboard
- POETSPiss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday
- POMSParent Over My Shoulder
- PONAPerson Of No Account
- POPPhoto On Profile, Point Of Purchase/Presence, Post Office Protocol
- POSParent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
- POSCPiece Of Sh** Computer
- POSSLQPersons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
- POTATOPerson Over Thirty Acting Twenty One
- POTSPlain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder
- POTUSPresident of the United States
- POVPoint Of View
- PPPersonal Problem
- PPLPeople -or- Pay-Per-Lead -or- Pay Per Lead
- PPPPPPP or 7PPrior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
- pronporn
- PRTPartial ReTweet -or- Party
- PRWParents Are Watching
- PSPost Script
- PSAPublic Service Announcement
- PSOProduct Superior to Operator
- PTHPrime Tanning Hours
- PTLPraise The Lord
- PTMMPlease Tell Me More
- PTOYEDPlease Turn Off Your Electronic Devices
- PTPPardon The Pun
- PTPOPPat The Pissed Off Primate
- PUThat Stinks
- putercomputer
- PVPPlayer Versus Player
- pwpassword
- PWASPrayer Wheels Are Spinning
- PWCBPerson Will Call Back
- pwmsplaying with myself
- pwnown
- pwntowned
- PWOMSParent Watching Over My Shoulder
- PWPPlot, What Plot?
- PYFBPay Your F***ing Bill
- QQueue -or- Question
- Q2CQuick To Cum
- QCQuality Control
- QFTQuoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking
- qixit means quick
- QLQuit Laughing
- QLSReply
- QOTDQuote Of The Day
- QQQuick Question -or- Cry More
- QSQuit Scrolling
- QTCutie -or- Quiet
- QYBQuit Your Bitching
- rare
- r u da?Are you there?
- r u goin?Are you going?
- r u there?Are you there?
- R&DResearch & Development
- R&RRest & Relaxation
- RAEBNCRead And Enjoyed, But No Comment
- RAFRandom As F***
- RAFORead And Find Out
- RATRemotely Activated Trojan -or- Remote Access Tool
- RB@YaRight Back at Ya
- RBAYRight Back At You
- RBTLRead Between The Lines
- RBURainbows, Butterflies, Unicorns
- RCRemote Control
- RCIRectal Cranial Inversion
- RDVReader's Digest Version
- RERegards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again
- REHIHi Again
- RESOReservation
- RFDRequest For Discussion
- RFPRequest For Proposal
- RFRReally F***ing Rich
- RFSReally F***ing Soon
- rgdsit means regards
- RGRRoger
- RHIPRank Has Its Privileges
- RHKRoundHouse Kick
- RI&WRead It And Weep
- RIMJSReally I'M Just Saying
- RINORepublican In Name Only
- RIYLRecommended If You Like
- RKBARight to Keep and Bear Arms
- RLReal Life
- RLCOReal Life Conference
- RLFReal Life Friend
- RMRemake
- RMBRings My Bell
- RMETTHRolling My Eyes To The Heavens
- RMLBRead My Lips Baby
- RMMAReading My Mind Again
- RMMMRead My Mail Man
- RNRight Now
- RNNReply Not Necessary
- RNYit means rainy
- ROFLRolling On Floor Laughing
- ROFLMAORolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off
- ROFLMAOASTCRolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Scaring The Cat
- ROFLOLRolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud
- RORRaffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)
- ROTFLRolling On The Floor Laughing
- ROTFLMAORolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
- ROTFLMFAORolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
- ROTFLOLRolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
- ROTGLRolling On The Ground Laughing
- ROTGLMAORolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off
- ROTMRight On The Money
- RPGRole Playing Games
- RRQReturn Receipt reQuested
- RRRhaR haR haR (instead of LOL)
- RSNReal Soon Now
- RSVPRepondez S'il Vous Plait
- RTReal Time -or- ReTweet
- RTBReturning To Base
- RTBMRead The Bloody Manual
- RTBSReason To Be Single
- RTFAQRead The FAQ
- RTFFRead The F***ing FAQ
- RTFMRead The F***ing Manual
- RTFQRead The F***ing Question
- RTHRelease The Hounds
- RTKReturn To Keyboard
- RTM or RTFMRead The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual
- RTSRead The Screen
- RTSMRead The Silly Manual
- RTSSRead The Screen Stupid
- RTTSDRight Thing To Say Dude
- RTWFQRead The Whole F***ing Question
- RUAre You?
- RU/18Are You Over 18?
- RUFKMAre You F***ing Kidding Me?
- RUHAre You Horny?
- RUMCYMHMDAre You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose
- RUMORFAre You Male OR Female?
- RUNTSAre You Nuts?
- RUOKAre You OK?
- RUSAre You Serious?
- RUSOSAre You SOS (in trouble)?
- RUTAre You There?
- RUUP4ITAre You Up For It?
- RU\\18Are You Under 18?
- RXRegards
- RYFMRead Your Friendly Manual
- RYORoll Your Own
- RYSRead Your Screen
- SSmile
- S2RSend To Receive
- S2USame To You
- S3<==8screwed in the ass
- S4BSh** for Brains
- S4LSpam For Life
- SADADSuck A Dick And Die
- SAHMStay At Home Mom
- SAIAStupid Asses In Action
- SANMStarting A New Message
- SAPFUSurpassing All Previous Foul Ups
- SBStand By
- SBISorry 'Bout It
- SBTASorry, Being Thick Again
- SBUGSmall Bald Unaudacious Goal
- SCStay Cool
- SCNRSorry, Could Not Resist
- SCUICHTSo Coked Up I Can Hardly Type
- SDFBSmoke Dope F*** B*tches
- SDKScottie Doesn't Know -or- Software Developer's Kit
- secwait a second
- SEDSaid Enough Darling
- SEGSh** Eating Grin
- SEPSomebody Else's Problem
- SETESmiling Ear To Ear
- SEWAGScientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess
- SEXSun Users' Group -or- ALL CAPS for sex
- SFSurfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction
- SFAIAASo Far As I Am Aware
- SFBSh** For Brains
- SFETESmiling From Ear To Ear
- SFLAStupid Four Letter Acronym
- SFPSorry For Partying
- SFTTMStop F***ing Talking To Me
- SFXSound Effects -or- Stage Effects
- SGTMSounds Good To Me
- SHSh** Happens
- SHBShould Have Been
- shhhquiet
- SHIDSlap Head In Disgust
- SHITSugar Honey Ice Tea
- SHMILYSee How Much I Love You
- SHTit means so hot
- SHTFSh** Hits The Fan
- SHWASLOMFSitting Here With A Straight Look On My Face
- SIASay It Again
- SICSpelling Is Correct
- SICLSitting In Chair Laughing
- SICSSitting In Chair Snickering
- SIISeriously Impaired Imagination
- SILSister-In-Law
- SINStop It Now
- SIPSkiing In Powder
- SITStay In Touch
- SITCOMSingle Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
- SITDStill In The Dark
- SITUBISay It Til You Believe It
- SIUPSuck It Up Pussy
- SIUYAShove It Up Your Ass
- SIYSearch Inside Yourself
- SJStrong Jaws
- sk8erskater
- sk8rskater
- SknkrSkincare
- SLSecond Life
- SLAPSounds Like A Plan
- SLAWSounds Like A Winner
- SLIRKSmart Little Rich Kid
- SLMSee Last Mail
- SLOMSticking Leeches On Myself
- SLTSomething Like That
- SMSenior Moment
- sm1it means someone
- SMAIMSend Me An Instant Message
- SMAOSweating My Ass Off
- SMARTSelf-Monitoring, Analysis and Reporting Technology
- SMBSuck My Balls
- SMDSuck My Dick
- SMESubject Matter Expert
- SMEMSend Me E-Mail
- SMHShaking My Head
- SMIMSend Me an Instant Message
- SMOPSmall Matter of Programming
- smtsomething
- SNSide Note
- SNAFUSituation Normal, All F***ed Up
- SNAGSensitive New Age Guy
- SNERTSnotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
- SNIFSimple Nice Index File
- SNLSame Night Lay
- SNNSHWRSit means sun showers
- SNNYit means sunny
- SOSignificant Other
- SOBSon Of a B*tch
- SOBTStressed Out Big Time
- SODDISome Other Dude Did It
- SOEStart Of Exams
- SOGOPSh** Or Get Off the Pot
- SOHSense Of Humor
- SOHFSense Of Humor Failure
- SOISelf Owning Idiot
- SOIARSit On It And Rotate
- SoICSo I See
- sokit's ok
- SOLSh** Out of Luck -or- Sooner Or Later
- solomoSocial, Local, Mobile
- some1someone
- SOMFSit On My Face
- SOMYSick Of Me Yet
- SOOYASnake Out Of Your Ass
- SOPStandard Operating Procedure
- SorGStraight or Gay
- SOSSame Old Sh** -or- help
- SOSADSame Old Song And Dance
- SOTShort On Time
- SOTMGShort On Time, Must Go
- SOWSpeaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work
- sozSorry
- spkit means speak
- SPOCSingle Point Of Contact
- SRLBSpoiled Rotten Little Brat
- SROStanding Room Only
- srslyseriously
- sryit means sorry
- SSAAss Backwards
- SSCSuper Sexy Cute
- SSDDSame Sh** Different Day
- SSEWBASomeday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
- SSIASubject Says It All
- STAShort Term Attitude
- STBXSoon To Be Ex
- STBYSucks To Be You
- STDSeal The Deal, Save The Date, Sexually Transmitted Disease, Stuff To Do
- STFUShut The F*** Up
- STFWSearch The F***ing Web
- sthsomething
- STHUShut The Hell Up
- STMSpank The Monkey
- STMLShort Term Memory Loss
- STPPYNOZGTWStop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work
- STR8Straight
- STSSo To Speak
- STSTSweet Tea SweeTie
- STWSearch The Web
- STYSSpeak To You Soon
- SUShut Up
- SUACSh** Up A Creek
- SUAKMShut Up And Kiss Me
- SUBShut Up Bitch
- SUFISuper Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
- SUFIDScrewing Up Face In Disgust
- SULSnooze You Lose
- supwhat's up?
- suxsucks
- SUYFShut Up You Fool
- SWAGScientific Wild Ass Guess -or- SoftWare And Giveaways
- SWAKSealed (or Sent) With A Kiss
- SWALBCAKWSSealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won't Stick
- SWALKSealed With A Loving Kiss
- SWDYTSo What Do You Think?
- sweet<3sweetheart
- SWFSingle White Female
- SWIMSee What I Mean?
- SWISSee What I'm Saying
- SWITSit and Sweat
- SWLScreaming With Laughter
- SWMBOShe Who Must Be Obeyed
- SWUSo What's Up
- SxEStraight Edge
- SYKSo You Know
- SYLSee You Later
- SYSSee You Soon
- SYTSee You Tomorrow
- s^what's up?
- T&CTerms & Conditions
- t+it means think positive
- t2goTime to Go
- T2ULTalk To You Later
- T2UTTalk To You Tomorrow
- T@YLTalk At You Later
- TAThanks Again
- TABOMThat's A Bunch Of Malarkey
- TABOOMATake A Bite Out Of My Ass
- TAFThat's All, Folks
- TAFNThat's All For Now
- TAHTake A Hike
- TAHITMOTSThere's A Hole In The Middle Of The Sea
- TAKSThat's A Knee Slapper
- TAMThanks A Million
- TANJThere Ain't No Justice
- TANSITThere's A New Sheriff In Town
- TANSTAAFLThere Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
- TAPTake A Pill
- TARFUThings Are Really F***ed Up
- TASTaking A Shower
- TAWTeachers Are Watching
- TAYNThinking About You Now
- TBTitty Bar
- TBATo Be Advised
- TBCTo Be Continued
- TBDTo Be Determined
- TBEThick Between Ears
- TBHTo Be Honest
- TBIUThe Bitch Is Ugly
- TBTThrowback Thursday
- TBUThinking 'Bout You
- TBYBTry Before You Buy
- TCTake Care
- TCBTrouble Came Back -or- Taking Care of Business
- TCOBTaking Care Of Business
- TCOYTake Care Of Yourself
- TD&HTall, Dark and Handsome
- TDMToo Darn Many
- TDTMTalk Dirty To Me
- TEOTWAWKIThe End Of The World As We Know It
- TFToo Funny
- TFDSThat's For Darn Sure
- TFHThread From Hell
- TFLMSThanks For Letting Me Share
- TFMThanks From Me
- TFMIUThe F***ing Manual Is Unreadable
- TFNThanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
- TFSThanks For Sharing -or- Three Finger Salute
- TFTCThanks For The Cache
- TFTHAOTThanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
- TFTTThanks For The Thought
- TFTUThanks For The Update
- TFXTraffic
- TFYSThe F*** You Say
- TG4AThank God For Acronyms
- TGALThink Globally, Act Locally
- TGGTGThat Girl/Guy has Got To Go
- TGIFThank God It's Friday
- THX or TX or THKSThanks
- TIAThanks In Advance
- TIAILThink I Am In Love
- TICTongue In Cheek
- TIGASThink I Give A Sh**
- TILFTeacher I'd Like to F***
- TILIITell It Like It Is
- TIMETears In My Eyes
- TINGTESThere Is No Gravity, The Earth Sucks
- TINWISThat Is Not What I Said
- TISCThis Is So Cool
- TISLThis Is So Lame
- TISNCThis Is So Not Cool
- TISNFThat Is So Not Fair
- TISNTThat Is So Not True
- TJBNJThis Job Beats No Job
- TKTo Come
- TKOTechnical Knock Out
- TKU4UKThank You For Your Kindness
- tl;drtoo long; didn't read
- TLAThree Letter Acronym
- TLCTender Loving Care
- TLGOThe List Goes On
- TLITBCThat's Life In The Big City
- TLK2UL8RTalk To You Later
- TMTrust Me
- TMAToo Many Acronyms
- TMALSSTo Make A Long Story Short
- TMIToo Much Information
- TMSAISTIThat's My Story And I'm Sticking To It
- TMSGOToo Much Sh** Going On
- TMTOWTDIThere's More Than One Way To Do It
- TNATemporarily Not Available
- TNCTongue In Cheek
- TNTTil Next Time
- TNTLTrying Not To Laugh
- TNXThanks
- to go nookleerto explode
- TOBALThere Oughta Be A Law
- TOBGThis Oughta Be Good
- TOMTomorrow
- TOMTBTaking Off My Training Bra
- TOONshort for cartoon
- TOPCATil Our Paths Cross Again
- TOTTons Of Time
- TOYThinking Of You
- TPTeam Player -or- TelePort -or- Thanks Pal -or- Toilet Paper
- TPCThe Phone Company
- TPIYPTo Put In Your Prayers
- TPSThat's Pretty Stupid
- TPTTrailor Park Trash
- TPTBThe Powers That Be
- TQMTotal Quality Management
- TRAMThe Rest Are Mine
- TRDMCTears Running Down My Cheeks
- tripdubit means www
- TRNDOit means tornado
- trootrue
- TRPTelevision Rating Points
- TSTough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks
- TSBTall, Sexy, Beautiful
- TSHToo Stinkin' Hot
- TSIAThis Says It All
- TSIFThank Science It's Friday
- TSNFThat's So Not Fair
- TSOBTough Son Of a B*tch
- TSRTotally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules
- TSRATwo Shakes of a Rat's Ass
- TSTBThe Sooner, The Better
- TTBig Tease
- TTATap That Ass
- TTBOMKTo The Best Of My Knowledge
- TTFNTa Ta For Now
- TTGTime to Go
- TTIOTThe Truth Is Out There
- TTKSFTrying To Keep a Straight Face
- TTMFTa Ta MOFO
- TTSText To Speech
- TTTThat's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too
- TTTHTalk To The Hand
- TTTHTFALTalk To The Hand The Face Ain't Listening
- TTTKATime To Totally Kick Ass
- TTTTTo Tell The Truth
- TTULTalk To You Later
- TTYAWFNTalk To You A While From Now
- TTYIAFTalk/Type To You In A Few
- TTYLTalk To You Later -or- Type To You Later
- TTYL8RTalk To You Later
- TTYOBTend To Your Own Business
- TTYSTalk To You Soon
- TTYTTalk To You Tomorrow
- TUToes Up (as in dead)
- TVM4YEMThank You Very Much For Your E-Mail
- TWDTexting While Driving
- TWHABThis Won't Hurt A Bit
- TWHEThe Walls Have Ears
- TWIMCTo Whom It May Concern
- TWITThat's What I Thought
- TWITAThat's What I'm Talking About
- TWIWIThat Was Interesting, Wasn't It?
- TWSSThat's What She Said
- TWTRTwitter
- TWUThat's What's Up
- TXSThanks
- TXTText
- TXT IMText Instant Message
- TXT MSGtext message
- TYThank You
- TYCLOTurn Your CAPS LOCK Off
- TYGThere You Go -or- Thank You God
- TYLText You Later -or- Thank You Lord
- TYVMThank You Very Much
- uYou
- u upare you up?
- U-LYou Will
- U2You Too
- u4eYours ForEver
- u8you ate?
- UBSUnique Buying State
- UCWAPUp a Creek Without A Paddle
- UDH82BMEYou'd Hate To Be Me
- UDMYou're the Man
- UFNUntil Further Notice
- UFUFYou F***, You Fix
- UG2BKYou've Got To Be Kidding
- UGCUser-Generated Content
- UGFSUYour Girlfriend's Ugly
- UGTRYou Got That Right
- UNFUniversal Noise of Fucking
- UNOITYou Know It
- unPCunPolitically Correct
- UNTUntil Next Time
- UNTCOYou Need To Chill Out
- UOKAre You OK?
- UPODUnder Promise Over Deliver
- uryou are
- UR2KYou Are Too Kind
- URAPITAYou Are A Pain In The Ass
- URSAIYou Are Such An Idiot
- URWYou Are Welcome
- URWSYou Are Wise
- URYY4MYou Are Too Wise For Me
- URZyours
- USCUp Sh** Creek
- USCWAPUp Sh** Creek Without A Paddle
- USPUnique Selling Proposition
- UTMYou Tell Me
- UVUnpleasant Visual
- UWIWUYou Wish I Was You
- UWMYou Want Me
- UXUser eXperience
- VVery
- VBGVery Big Grin
- VBMGVery Big Mischievous Grin
- VBSVery Big Smile
- VCVenture Capital
- VCDAVaya Con Dios, Amigo
- VEGVery Evil Grin
- VFMValue For Money
- VGNVegan -or- Vegetarian
- VIMVery Important Member
- VIPVery Important Person
- VIVVery Important Visitor
- VMVoice Mail
- VRBSVirtual Reality Bull Sh**
- VSFVery Sad Face
- VWDVery Well Done
- VWPVery Well Played
- WWith -or- Working
- w wultwhat would you like to talk about
- w's^what's up?
- W/With
- W/EWeekend
- W/OWithout
- w/r/twith regard to
- w00tWe Own the Other Team
- w4mwomen for men
- W8Wait
- W9Wife in room
- W@What?
- WABIWhat A Bright Idea
- WABOCWhat A Bunch Of Crap
- WABOMWhat A Bunch Of Malarkey
- WACIWhat A Cool Idea
- WADWithout A Doubt
- WADIWhat A Dumb Idea
- WADRWith All Due Respect
- WAEFWhen All Else Fails
- WAFBWhat A F***ing Bitch
- WAFMWhat A F***ing Mess
- WAFSWarm And Fuzzies
- WAFUWhat A F*** Up
- WAGWild Ass Guess -or- Wives And Girlfriends
- WAIWhat An Idiot
- WAKWhat A Kiss
- WAMBAMWeb Application Meets Brick And Mortar
- wan2it means want to
- WASWhat A Slut
- WATIWhat A Terrible Idea
- WATNWhere Are They Now
- WAWWaiter/Actor/Webmaster -or- What A Whore
- WAWIWhat A Wonderful Idea
- WAYDWhat Are You Doing?
- WAYNWhere Are You Now?
- WBWelcome Back -or- Write Back
- WBSWrite Back Soon
- WBUWhat 'Bout You?
- WCWho Cares -or- Water Closet
- WCAWho Cares Anyway
- wckdit means wicked
- WCMTSUWe Can't Make This Sh** Up
- WCWWoman Crush Wednesday
- WDWell Done
- WDALYICWho Died And Left You In Charge?
- WDDDWoopie Doo Da Dey
- WDRWith Due Respect
- WDTWho Does That?
- WDYMWhat Do You Mean?
- WDYMBTWhat Do You Mean By That?
- WDYSWhat Did You Say?
- WDYTWhat Do You Think?
- WEWhatever
- WEGWicked Evil Grin
- wenjait means when do you
- werjait means where do you
- werruit means where are you
- werubnit means where have you been
- WETSUWe Eat This Sh** Up
- WFWay Fun
- WFMWorks For Me
- WGWicked Grin
- WGAFFWho Gives A Flying F***
- WGMGDWhat Get's Measured Get's Done
- WHYDTMWhat Have You Done To Me?
- WIBAMUWell, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
- WIBNIWouldn't It Be Nice If
- WIIFMWhat's In It For Me
- WIIFYWhat's In It For You
- WIIWIIWell It Is What It Is
- WILBWorkplace Internet Leisure Browsing
- WILCOWill Comply
- WIMWoe Is Me
- WIPWork In Process
- wirldworld
- WISPWinning Is So Pleasureable
- WITWordsmith In Training
- WITFITSWhat In The F*** Is This Sh**
- WITWWhat In The World
- WIUWrap It Up
- wkit means week
- wkewlway cool
- wkndit means weekend
- WLMIRLWould Like to Meet In Real Life
- WLUWicked, Love You
- WLU2Wicked, Love You Too
- WMHGBWhere Many Have Gone Before
- WMMOWSWash My Mouth Out With Soap
- WMPLWet My Pants Laughing
- WNDYit means windy
- WNOHGBWhere No One Has Gone Before
- WOAWork Of Art
- WOGWise Old Guy
- WOMWord Of Mouth -or- Word Of Mouse
- WOMBATWaste Of Money, Brains And Time
- WoMoBiJoWorking Mother with a Big Job
- WOOFWell Off Older Folks
- wootWe Own the Other Team
- WOPWith Out Papers
- wordit means cool, a.k.a. word up
- WOTWaste Of Time or- it means what
- WOTAMWaste Of Time And Money
- WOTDWord Of The Day
- WPWell Played
- WRMit means warm
- WRTWith Regard To -or- With Respect To
- wruwhere are you?
- WRUDWhat Are You Doing?
- WRUDATMWhat Are You Doing At The Moment?
- WSUWhat Say You?
- WTWithout Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The
- WTBWant To Buy
- WTDBWhat's The Difference Between
- WTFWhat The F***
- WTFDYJSWhat The F*** Did You Just Say?
- WTFGDAWay To F***ing Go, Dumb Ass
- WTFHWhat The F***ing Hell
- WTFWYCMWhy The F*** Would You Call Me?
- WTFYTTWho The F*** You Talking To
- WTGWay To Go
- WTG4a\\%/Want To Go For A Drink
- WTGPWant To Go Private?
- WTHWhat The Heck
- WTHINWhat The Hell Is Next
- WTHOWWhite Trash Headline Of the Week
- WTMCWhat The Mother C***
- WTMIWay Too Much Information
- WTNWhat Then Now? -or- Who Then Now?
- WTSWant To Sell
- WTSDSWhere The Sun Don't Shine
- WTSHTFWhen The Sh** Hits The Fan
- WTTMWithout Thinking Too Much
- WUWhat's Up
- WUFWhere You From
- WUWHWish You Were Here
- WUWHIMAWish You Were Here In My Arms
- wuzwas
- wuz4dinaWhat's for dinner?
- wuzupwhat's up?
- WWJDWhat Would Jesus Do?
- WWNOWalker Wheels Need Oil
- WWSDWhat Would Satan Do?
- WWWWorld Wide Web -or- World Wide Wait -or- What Went Wrong
- WWYWhere Were You?
- WXWeather
- WYCMWill You Call Me?
- WYDWhat You Doing?
- WYFMWould You F*** Me?
- WYGISWYPFWhat You Get Is What You Pay For
- WYMWhat do You Mean?
- wymynwomen
- WYPWhat's Your Problem?
- WYRNWhat's Your Real Name?
- WYSWhatever You Say
- WYSILOBWhat You See Is A Load of Bullocks
- WYSIWYGWhat You See Is What You Get
- WYSLPGWhat You See Looks Pretty Good
- WYTWhatever You Think
- WYTBWish You The Best
- WYWWish You Well
- WYWHWish You Were Here
- Xit means times
- X-I-10Exciting
- XLNTExcellent
- XMEExcuse Me
- XOXOHugs and Kisses
- XOXOZZZHugs and Kisses and Sweet Dreams
- XQZTExquisite
- XTCEcstasy
- XXCCKiss, Kiss, Hug, Hug
- YWhy? -or- Yes
- YAYet Another -or- You -or- Your
- YA yayaYet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
- YABAYet Another Bloody Acronym
- YACCYet Another Calendar Company
- YAFYoung Angry Female
- YAFIYGIYou Asked For It You Got It
- YAHOOYou Always Have Other Options
- YAJWDYou Ain't Just Whistling Dixie
- YAOTMYet Another Off Topic Message
- YARBWYRYou're A Right Bleed'n Wanker You Are
- YATFMYou Are Too F***ing Much
- YATIYou're A Total Idiot
- YAUNYet Another Unix Nerd
- YBYou B*tch
- YBFYou've Been F***ed
- YBSYou'll Be Sorry
- YBYYeah Baby Yeah
- YBYSAYou Bet Your Sweet Ass
- YCMTSUYou Can't Make This Sh** Up
- YCMUYou Crack Me Up
- YCTYour Comment To
- YDKMYou Don't Know Me
- YEPPIESYoung Experimenting Perfection Seekers
- YFWife
- YGBKYou Gotta Be Kidding
- YGBSMYou Gotta Be Sh**ing Me
- YGLTYou're Gonna Love This
- YGMYou've Got Mail
- YGTBKYou've Got To Be Kidding
- YGWYPFYou Get What You Pay For
- YHMYou Have Mail
- YICYours In Christ
- YIUYes, I Understand
- YIWGPYes, I Will Go Private
- YKWYou Know What?
- YKWIMYou Know What I Mean
- YLHYour Loving Husband
- YLLOYou Lie Like Obama
- YLWYour Loving Wife
- YMYour Mother
- YMAKYou May Already Know
- YMALYou Might Also Like
- YMBKMYou Must Be Kidding Me
- YMMDYou Make My Day -or- You Made My Day
- YMMVYour Mileage May Vary
- YMYBNYCSIIYou Made Your Bed Now You Can Sleep In It
- YNGBTYou're Not Gonna Believe This
- YNKYou Never Know
- YOLOYou Only Live Once
- Yoopersomeone from U.P.
- YOYOYou're On Your Own
- YRYeah Right -or- you -or- your
- YRYOCCYou're Running on Your Own Cuckoo Clock
- YSYou Stinker
- YSANYou're Such A Nerd
- ysdiw8why should i wait?
- YSICWhy Should I Care?
- YSKYou Should Know
- YSYDYeah, Sure You Do
- YTBYou're The Best
- YTRNWYeah That's Right, Now What?
- YTTMYou Talk Too Much
- YTTTYou Telling The Truth?
- YUMPIYoung Upwardly Mobile Professional Idiot
- YUPPIESYoung Urban Professionals
- YVWYou're Very Welcome
- YWYou're Welcome
- YWIAYou're Welcome In Advance
- YY4UToo Wise For You
- YYSSWYeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
- Zit means said
- zergTo gang up on someone
- ZMG or ZOMGOh My God
- ZZZSleeping, Bored, Tired
- \M/Heavy Metal Music
- ^5High Five
- ^RUP^Read Up Please
- ^URSUp Yours