Humour and jokes--lets laugh together

life is beautiful in Autumn :)

Hey knuschu!

If you came to my page and noticed so many sweets,please,help yourself.I,m not greedy. Have a good and tasty day!

So much sweets Irene, I hope in near future it`s possible to print out with a chocolate printer in 3D!

By the way - the housewife asks her husband:

"Do you enjoy my cake, Dearest?"

He: "You always looking for dispute!"

Dear Moriza!

Thanks for your greeting & kind words!

I feel the same about you!

Of course I have a wonderful friend and Sister from Ukrine ,My Dear Irene then I feel so close to all Ukranians and love all of them!:))

I'll be gald if you send a pic for me and I'm waiting for that!

Have nice day!

Good morning, Moriza,

No rain can be a trouble for us, can it? We are women who are able to enjoy many things, for example  delicious cup cakes, aren't we? :) I hope you like sweets as much as I do.:)

Have a sweet day.:)

Irene

Thanks again!

I read your joke now and it was very funny!:)

Its too easy for copying a picture on blogs!

Just "copy" a picture from I-net and "paste" in your comment on blogs!

It dosent work for your comments on photos!(it has another way)

Dont hesitate to ask any question!

I have sent my request ,I'll be gald if you accept me!:)

Dear Moriza!

Thanks for visiting my page and your compliment!

You made me glad with your comment!

Please accept these flowers from me!:)

Best wishes!:)

thanks for brighten my day :))

Two oranges are running down the road when the first one suddenly stops.

What,s the matter?"asks the second orange.

And the first one answers:"I,ve run out of juice."

    Rapido and Zen learn English

What did that boring teacher say?I didn,t really hear.

Oh! Just smth about the importance of listening skills.

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I don,t seem to learn any English from TV!

Have you tried switched it on?

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Have you done the homework yet? Can I borrow yours?

Sorry,I left it at home.

Jujanka! Thanks dear -funny joke.

-How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

-Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses ? 

:)

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A Japanese traveller wanted to visit India. He reached the airport and hailed a taxi. The taxi driver was from Calcutta.The Japanese said: Your taxi goes very slow.Japanese taxi goes very fast.Your buses are very slow.Japanese buses are very fast." What!!!" yelled the Japanese at the end of the journey, "your meter goes very fast!"    "Yes,sir,"said the taxi driver, "it is made in Japan!"

Seiyf,great thanks for warm greetings.I read one joke yesterday.May it brighten your day.

                     A funny story

Some gentlemen were sitting in a little restaurant in the country.They had their dogs with them which were lying quietly under the table.The gentlemen talked about their dogs,what was good and what was bad about them.

 After some time the door opened,and an old lady came in with a dog.She sat down at the next table,ordered smth to eat and listened to the gentlemen,s conversation.When the gentlmen noticed this,they started to tell each other in loud voices how clever theur dogs were.

 One of them said,"You won,t believe how intelligent my dog is.When i want some eggs,i can send him to the supermarket,and he,ll get them.And he will only take fresh eggs.Isn,t that clever?"

 "That,s nothing,"said another one,"when i want cigarrets and send my dog to the supermarket,he,ll only take the cigarrets i like best."

 "Have you ever seen dogs as clever as ours?"one of the men asked the old lady.

  Oh,yes,I have,"she answered."Just have a look at my dof here.He is the manager of the supermarket where your dogs go shopping."

 Have a funny day!!!

dear Moriza,

greetings from Qatar ,warmly,

have a great weekend,lovely,

:)

 HILARIOUS !!!!!

Hello Irene,hello knuschu and other friends.

Irene,thanks for nice words; knuschu,thanks for a small contribution.

I have  a new joke for today .It is again from morocco.

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A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.

The top was down,the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.

 On the needle jumped up to 80mph,he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

 "There ,s  no way they can catch a Mercedes,"he thought to himself and opened her up further.

 The needle hit 90,100... Then the reality of the situation hit him,"What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

 The cop came up to him,took his license without a word and examined it and the car.

 "It,s been a long hard day,this is the end of my shift and it,s Friday the 13th."

"I don,t feel like more paperwork,I don,t need the frustration or the overtime,so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven,t heard before,you can go."

 The guy thinks about it for a second and says:"Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop.I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"

"Have a nice weekend,"said the officer.

Hi Knuschu, you are not curious at all.:))) 

I have  just watched the video  you gave a link here. What a fun! A little girl knows all about the way of getting  babies. The doctor was really confused. haha

The joke of yours is great too! I can't help laughing.:)))

Come again!

Hi Moriza, thank you for the fun.:) Lol That  professor has a good appetite.:)

Thanks a lot for the nice words towards me. :) What is your home town? I live in Kyiv, and I 'd gladly meet you someday.

Haha, what a nice blog, Moriza! And, Irene, of course I didn't read your joke, it was just for you and Moriza ... hihihi... help, my belly still hurts ;-)
By the way (gas) - do you know "The Cosby Show"? Do you know, when Cosby explains to little Olivia what he is doing? Look at youtube The Cosby Show - Gas - (youtube.com/watch?v=cKNNy70xJb4)

Here a small contribution:

The young father comes excited to the maternity unit. The nurse holds three babies in her arms and shows them to him. The father says: "Wau, what a special service. I 'll take that one, in the middle"

This joke is for you,Irene

                   The professor,s lunch-frog

The absent-minded professor was lecturing an anatomy.

"To show you more clearly what I mean,I have a parcel here containing a dissected frog.I want you to examine it very carefully."

  The professor began to unrap it and saw that it contained 2 sandwiches and a hard boiled egg.On recognizing it,the professor said: "I was sure I had eaten my lunch! But where is the frog?"

Hello,Irene

Thanks for funny joke.Maybe ,you have any other funny stories just for you and me?Really glad you visited my blog and have left your comments.

You are unimaginible and unforgettable woman!

And besides you are my countrywoman.I,ll be happy to meet you face to face.

Positive attitudes brighten our lives.

Sincerely, Moriza

Hahaha Cool! Thank you, Mariza.:)

Now a very stupid joke, but so funny.:)))

It's between you and me. I hope nobody else will read it.:)

A man was in the restaurant yesterday when he suddenly realized he

 desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so he timed 

his gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, he started to feel better. He finished his coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at him....

Then he suddenly remembered that he was listening to his iPod.

:/

         It only made matter worse

A husband said to his friend:"My wife doesn,t allow me to sleep.She is afraid of thieves,she wakes up me if she hears the slightest noise,and makes me got up to see if there are burglars in the house."

 "You can easily get over the difficulty.Just explain to your wife that thieves don,t make any noise;they work quietly and don,t disturb anybody."

  "I,ve already done that,but it only made matters worse.Now she gets up several times every night because she hears nothing."

hahaha

Cool joke. Thank you, Moriza. :)