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07:47 PM Oct 23 2007 \| 回答
Nu Pogodi United States	If You Wanna Be Happy – Jimmy Soul http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you A pretty woman makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall As soon as he marries her then she starts To do the things that will break his heart But if you make an ugly woman your wife you'll be happy for the rest of your life An ugly woman cooks meals on time She'll always give you peace of mind If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you Sax solo Don't let your friends say you have no taste Go ahead and marry anyway Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match Take it from me, she's a better catch If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you Spoken: Say man! Hey baby! I saw your wife the other day! Yeah? Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee! Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby! Yeah, alright! If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you

07:47 PM Oct 23 2007 | 回答

United States

If You Wanna Be Happy – Jimmy Soul
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
She'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Sax solo

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Spoken:
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

12:47 PM Nov 13 2007 \| 回答
Newcastle Spain	Ok, let’s see it’s the second time is lucky….With all of you : Blurrie singing “Love my lips”!! clap, clap, clap!!! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwN7aOhkoqc I’ll try to see Tom Hanks in Bachelor party, tks! When I said” I guess so” I refered to the words post here with a grain of salt… My idea about a bachelorette party is far away from a strippers show :D…the last one we made her lost in a cottage, enjoy an awesome hiking among horses and nature …and well, at night we were just a bit naughty because she had to have a rough time of it when she had to come through proofs unscathed…. Slangs? Yeah, for sure it could be a great post!! Step by step… Hehe..now, Your nephews and nieces will be the ones who give you a piece of their minds if you try to pull their legs…

12:47 PM Nov 13 2007 | 回答

Newcastle

Spain

Ok, let’s see it’s the second time is lucky….With all of you : Blurrie singing “Love my lips”!! clap, clap, clap!!! :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwN7aOhkoqc I’ll try to see Tom Hanks in Bachelor party, tks! When I said” I guess so” I refered to the words post here with a grain of salt… My idea about a bachelorette party is far away from a strippers show :D…the last one we made her lost in a cottage, enjoy an awesome hiking among horses and nature …and well, at night we were just a bit naughty because she had to have a rough time of it when she had to come through proofs unscathed…. Slangs? Yeah, for sure it could be a great post!! Step by step… Hehe..now, Your nephews and nieces will be the ones who give you a piece of their minds if you try to pull their legs…

07:36 PM Nov 15 2007 \| 回答
Nu Pogodi United States	My idea about a bachelorette party is far away from a strippers show :D…the last one we made her lost in a cottage, enjoy an awesome hiking among horses and nature …and well, at night we were just a bit naughty because she had to have a rough time of it when she had to come through proofs unscathed…. OK, but see what your missing. Slangs? Yeah, for sure it could be a great post!! Step by step… Posted in the Ask English section. Hehe..now, Your nephews and nieces will be the ones who give you a piece of their minds if you try to pull their legs… Actually, you gave me a great song to sing when they friends over. I was going to get a fart machine when they started dated but I forgot.

07:36 PM Nov 15 2007 | 回答

Nu Pogodi

United States

My idea about a bachelorette party is far away from a strippers show :D…the last one we made her lost in a cottage, enjoy an awesome hiking among horses and nature …and well, at night we were just a bit naughty because she had to have a rough time of it when she had to come through proofs unscathed….

OK, but see what your missing.

Slangs? Yeah, for sure it could be a great post!! Step by step…

Posted in the Ask English section.

Hehe..now, Your nephews and nieces will be the ones who give you a piece of their minds if you try to pull their legs…

Actually, you gave me a great song to sing when they friends over. I was going to get a fart machine when they started dated but I forgot.

07:59 PM Nov 15 2007 \| 回答
Toni han China	Good to hear that. Absolutely! I love seafood!

07:59 PM Nov 15 2007 | 回答

Toni han

China

Good to hear that.

Absolutely! I love seafood!

06:08 PM Nov 25 2007 \| 回答
Nu Pogodi United States	There's A Hole In The Bucket – Harry Belafonte http://youtube.com/watch?v=yD-ffhvefsw There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza dear Liza There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza a hole Oh fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry Oh fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, fix it. With what shall I fix it, dear Liza dear Liza With what shall I fix it, dear Liza with what With a straw dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry With a straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, with a straw But the straw is too long, dear Liza dear Liza The straw is too long, dear Liza too long Cut it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry Cut it, dear Henry, dear Henry, cut it With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, dear Liza With what shall I cut it, dear Liza with what With an axe, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry With an axe, dear Henry, dear Henry, with an axe The axe is too dull, dear Liza, dear Liza The axe is too dull, dear Liza too dull Sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry Sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, hone it On what shall I sharpen it, dear Liza dear Liza On what shall I hone it, dear Liza on what On a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry On a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, on a stone But the stone is too dry, dear Liza dear Liza The stone is too dry, dear Liza too dry Well wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry Well wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, wet it With what shall I wet it, dear Liza, dear Liza With what shall I wet it, dear Liza with what Try water, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry Try water, dear Henry, dear Henry, use water In what shall I fetch it, dear Liza, dear Liza In what shall I fetch it, dear Liza in what In a bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry In a bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, in a bucket There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza a hole

06:08 PM Nov 25 2007 | 回答

Nu Pogodi

United States

There's A Hole In The Bucket – Harry Belafonte
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yD-ffhvefsw

There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza dear Liza
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza a hole

Oh fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry
Oh fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, fix it.

With what shall I fix it, dear Liza dear Liza
With what shall I fix it, dear Liza with what

With a straw dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry
With a straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, with a straw

But the straw is too long, dear Liza dear Liza
The straw is too long, dear Liza too long

Cut it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry
Cut it, dear Henry, dear Henry, cut it

With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, dear Liza
With what shall I cut it, dear Liza with what

With an axe, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry
With an axe, dear Henry, dear Henry, with an axe

The axe is too dull, dear Liza, dear Liza
The axe is too dull, dear Liza too dull

Sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry
Sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, hone it

On what shall I sharpen it, dear Liza dear Liza
On what shall I hone it, dear Liza on what

On a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry
On a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, on a stone

But the stone is too dry, dear Liza dear Liza
The stone is too dry, dear Liza too dry

Well wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry
Well wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, wet it

With what shall I wet it, dear Liza, dear Liza
With what shall I wet it, dear Liza with what

Try water, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry
Try water, dear Henry, dear Henry, use water

In what shall I fetch it, dear Liza, dear Liza
In what shall I fetch it, dear Liza in what

In a bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry
In a bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, in a bucket

There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza a hole

04:06 PM Nov 26 2007 \| 回答
Newcastle Spain	Hey, Dear Henry!! I know that one.. It was in an English text book… The picture reminds me a movie…Can you guess which one? Who said is impossible to be happy with very little? I f not, press the following link http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/40cb5fda41 This guy is having a great time!!

04:06 PM Nov 26 2007 | 回答

Newcastle

Spain

Hey, Dear Henry!! I know that one.. It was in an English text book…

The picture reminds me a movie…Can you guess which one?

Who said is impossible to be happy with very little? I f not, press the following link

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/40cb5fda41

This guy is having a great time!!

04:19 PM Nov 26 2007 \| 回答
Nu Pogodi United States	The picture reminds me a movie…Can you guess which one? Any hints?

04:19 PM Nov 26 2007 | 回答

Nu Pogodi

United States

The picture reminds me a movie…Can you guess which one?

Any hints?

05:01 PM Nov 26 2007 \| 回答
Nu Pogodi United States	Benny Bell – Shaving Cream (It originally came out in 1946, but finally hit the Billboard charts in 1975) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMjCzxkSCDo I have a sad story to tell you. It may hurt your feelings a bit. last night, when I walked in my bathroom, I stepped in a pile of… Shaving cream, be nice and clean! Shave every day, and you'll always look keen. I think I'll break up with my girlfriend. Her antics are queer, I'll admit. Each time I say "Darling, I love you," She tells me that I'm full of… Shaving cream, be nice and clean! Shave every day, and you'll always look keen. A baby fell out of the window. You'd think that her head would be split. But good luck was with her that morning. She fell in a barrel of… Shaving cream, be nice and clean! Shave every day, and you'll always look keen. An old lady died in a bathtub She died from a terrible fit In order to fulfill her wishes She was buried in six feet of… Shaving cream, be nice and clean! Shave every day, and you'll always look keen. When I was in France with the Army, One day I looked into my kit. I thought I would find me a sandwich, But the darn thing was loaded with… Shaving cream, be nice and clean! Shave every day, and you'll always look keen. And now, folks, my story is ended. I think it is time I should quit. If any of you feel offended, Stick your head in a barrel of… Shaving cream, be nice and clean! Shave every day, and you'll always look keen

05:01 PM Nov 26 2007 | 回答

Nu Pogodi

United States

Benny Bell – Shaving Cream
(It originally came out in 1946, but finally hit the Billboard charts in 1975)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMjCzxkSCDo

I have a sad story to tell you.
It may hurt your feelings a bit.
last night, when I walked in my bathroom,
I stepped in a pile of…
Shaving cream, be nice and clean!
Shave every day, and you'll always look keen.

I think I'll break up with my girlfriend.
Her antics are queer, I'll admit.
Each time I say "Darling, I love you,"
She tells me that I'm full of…
Shaving cream, be nice and clean!
Shave every day, and you'll always look keen.

A baby fell out of the window.
You'd think that her head would be split.
But good luck was with her that morning.
She fell in a barrel of…
Shaving cream, be nice and clean!
Shave every day, and you'll always look keen.

An old lady died in a bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of…
Shaving cream, be nice and clean!
Shave every day, and you'll always look keen.

When I was in France with the Army,
One day I looked into my kit.
I thought I would find me a sandwich,
But the darn thing was loaded with…
Shaving cream, be nice and clean!
Shave every day, and you'll always look keen.

And now, folks, my story is ended.
I think it is time I should quit.
If any of you feel offended,
Stick your head in a barrel of…
Shaving cream, be nice and clean!
Shave every day, and you'll always look keen

05:03 PM Nov 30 2007 \| 回答
Nu Pogodi United States	Puff the Magic Dragon – Peter Paul & Mary Live http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VFxA7o4f5E Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff, and brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. Everybody Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee Oh, Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail Jackie kept a lookout perched on Puff's gigantic tail, Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came, Pirate ships would lower their flags when Puff roared out his name. Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee A dragon lives forever but not so girls and little boys Painted wings and giant's rings make way for other toys. One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar. His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain, Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane. Without his life-long friend, Puff could not be brave, So Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. Oh Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee Oh, Puff, the magic dragon lives by the sea – (present tense) And frolickes in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee Puff, the magic dragon lives by the sea And frolickes in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee

05:03 PM Nov 30 2007 | 回答

Nu Pogodi

United States

Puff the Magic Dragon – Peter Paul & Mary Live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VFxA7o4f5E

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee

Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff,
and brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. Everybody

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
Oh, Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee

Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on Puff's gigantic tail,
Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flags when Puff roared out his name.

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee

A dragon lives forever but not so girls and little boys
Painted wings and giant's rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his life-long friend, Puff could not be brave,
So Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. Oh

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee

Oh, Puff, the magic dragon lives by the sea – (present tense)
And frolickes in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
Puff, the magic dragon lives by the sea
And frolickes in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee

03:13 PM Dec 06 2007 \| 回答
Newcastle Spain	Hi, The movie deals about a group of English men who decide to prepare a striptease show after being fired from a steel factory. If you have any doubt, just have a look at http://womanstuff.wordpress.com/2007/07/31/the-full-monty-this-one-is-even-funnier/ By the way, the best from puff the magic dragon video are their faces so much the kids ones as the grown ups I guess, it's a song that you sang in your chilhood like all of them … Why do I have the feeling is really special?

03:13 PM Dec 06 2007 | 回答

Newcastle

Spain

Hi,

The movie deals about a group of English men who decide to prepare a striptease show after being fired from a steel factory. If you have any doubt, just have a look at

http://womanstuff.wordpress.com/2007/07/31/the-full-monty-this-one-is-even-funnier/

By the way, the best from puff the magic dragon video are their faces so much the kids ones as the grown ups I guess, it's a song that you sang in your chilhood like all of them … Why do I have the feeling is really special?