Funny Sing-a-longs

If You Wanna Be Happy – Jimmy Soul
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
She'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Sax solo

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Spoken:
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

hehehe..with word like always!!hehe destroying!!

it's very nice

You like the "surfer beat", biscuit.

Ok, so it's something similar to Karaoke or the main point it's the kind of songs or any can be a sing-along. 

I added the lyrics so everyone could sing along with the tracks. 

By the way, no comments about the first one!! OMG!!

ALL that I have posted and will post must "be taken with a grain of salt".

The first one was hit song from 1963.

The second I have sung to my nieces and nephews when they "tested the waters" for how far they can push me.

They must be populer in hen and stag parties… By the way, do you really use these words to call  women and men?

"To be taken with a grain of salt" hehe..good expression!! I'll take good note. Cheers, Nu Pogodi!! Well,

They must be populer in hen and stag parties… By the way, do you really use these words to call  women and men?

"To be taken with a grain of salt" hehe..good expression!! I'll take good note. Cheers, Nu Pogodi!! Well,

They must be populer in hen and stag parties… By the way, do you really use these words to call  women and men?

"To be taken with a grain of salt" hehe..good expression!! I'll take good note. Cheers, Nu Pogodi!! Well,

Have I been myself? Mmmm..I don't think so..anyway..sorry..I'll go on… 

Well, to be honest I guess so By the way, I had heard the first one but never I had stopped to listen to carefully the lyrics..fancy!! It's catchy!

I can imagine you singing your nieces and nephews that nightmare of song…like the pirate with the Ron bottles  Don't they run away from you It has to be great..heheh

My suggestion for today…

http://www.youtube.com/watchv=gwN7aOhkoqc&NR=1

There will be laughter for sure. Are these cartoons popular over there?

They must be populer in hen and stag parties… By the way, do you really use these words to call  women and men?

I think those are British terms. In the U.S. they are called bachelor or bachelorette parties.

See the movie "Bachelor Party" with Tom Hanks. It is greatly exaggerated but still very funny.

"To be taken with a grain of salt" hehe..good expression!! I'll take good note. Cheers, Nu Pogodi!!

I remember your post about "old slang". I found a web page that dates these expression. Maybe a new post?

Have I been myself? Mmmm..I don't think so..anyway..sorry..I'll go on… 

Well, to be honest I guess so

 To a bachelorette party? You like strippers?

By the way, I had heard the first one but never I had stopped to listen to carefully the lyrics..fancy!! It's catchy!

It is from a calypso song but I have not found the original.

I can imagine you singing your nieces and nephews that nightmare of song…like the pirate with the Ron bottles  Don't they run away from you It has to be great..heheh

It has a math lesson too.

No, they never ran from me; I am harmless for the most part. They range from 22 to 11 now.

My suggestion for today…

http://www.youtube.com/watchv=gwN7aOhkoqc&NR=1

There will be laughter for sure. Are these cartoons popular over there?

I'm sorry but I could not open the file. Is the http correct?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXZMZ-XvvzI

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well…
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT?
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad… And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And…

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time… (fade out)