Do you guys know any good ones? I myself like "yo momma jokes" but I don't expect you to like them, so I'll rather wait. . .

Go for it, Joe.

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
 

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "DAMN"

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo mama so fat when she gets hit by a bus she asks "Who threw the rock?"

Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"

Yo mama's so damn fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton!

Your mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.

Yo Grannie so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

Your sister is so ugly she reminds me of your mom.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind man cry!

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!'
 

Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!

A Theory On Hell

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term:
"Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities.
1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2) Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year "That it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then (2) cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic.
The student got the only A.

ummm okay, that was supposed to be a joke?

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

This is Buckwheat.

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama is so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped yo grandma.

Yo mama so fat she got Baptised at Sea World.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to alphabetise a bag of M&M's.


Yo moma so poor, the burglars break in and leave money.

Yo moma's like a Chewing Gum machine – 5 pence per blow.

jadd051, I found your post funny.

Thanks Nu.

I like your jokes in "Ask English" forum too.

not funny..

 Oh, too bad. Sorry for that.

So, share your joke then! pls..

I really want to see some good joke from you. :)

Good job Nu:-D

btw Yo sista so ugly she reminds me of your moma