Why oh why we have to share Europe with Germans? They were real pain in the ass since they become an empire and wanted to rule all the continent so We, and I mean the rest of the continent had to fight with them. Poland, France, Danmark, Belgium, Great Britain, Russia...everyone! And now all they do back is beating us in football which pisses people even more. I understand the fact that if they were evaporated after WWII which they started we would drive mitsubishi and general motors now which suscks even more but how did it come that the consequences of starting two biggest wars in the history of the world was 50 years of "AMERICAN" occupation which was basically pumping bilions of dollars in that ruined territory when the rest of Europe had to deal with communists and don't tell that We wanted that cos that would mean U dont know the history or U were studiying it from german books where 1939-1945 is a big white spot with ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE UNIVERSE WENT FOR HOLIDAYS. And that's not the end of the story. This nation of blond selfish blue eyed heavy metal pot smokers and porno makers is now winning everything or too much in football! Why they havnt been banned from let say...existing? And then we came to the economics, how much we need germans, cos they are in the heart of europe and they are the only ones who can understand austrians, they are producing of the finest beers in the world, cars and porn which Americans and Brits cant do without, so they had to keep them going cos nothin more exicites them than big shouty JA DAS GOOD. But that would mean that german girls are preety so better leave it...they all ukrainian emigrants in that films.So here we came to the conclusion, the most hated nation in the world is the one we need the most. So they can do the mercedes and someone has to keep Alps in good condition so the rest of Europe can ski in the winter, we have to have a nation to make jokes about and who doesnt love when something goes wrong for the Germans so U can hear that characteristic I FEEL A LITTLE HOT UNDER MINE COLLAR. So there U go, without them world would be sad cos no one can do the black work and actually think he likes it. So there U go Hans, we hate U, but we need U.
