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October 21, 2007
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They are stopped by the police
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away."Just then Jessica said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed."
So the officer asked for John's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired."
And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.
Jessica said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired."
Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, "Jessica, shut your mouth!" pr0perty0fgl0wp0rt
The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. "Does your husband always talk to you like that?"
Jessica replied, "only when he's drunk."
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October 20, 2007
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Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet bowl.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use your toothbrush !
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October 20, 2007
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hi how are all ??????
iam really wanna meet new friends
and i hope that it will be u ( who is reading this blog)
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October 2, 2007
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a husband and his wife went out , then they saw cows , the husband said to his wife : is these cows your relative ,, she said : yes its my husband family
hahahahahahahahahhahah
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August 31, 2007
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hi every one ,, i wanna tell every one who is reading this to be a good person in this life ,, be honest be friend for poor people ,, learn about this life ,, dont waste ur time on selly things ,, look far and think about ur future plz be good
urz
dubai girl
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